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Jew Mongler

Someone who acts like a Jewish person, but in fact isn't Jewish.
A man or woman who is as greedy as like a Jewish person.
Ex1. Oliver refuses to donate his own money for the Haiti Relief.

"Oliver, stop being such a Jew Mongler!"

Ex2. Jason shops at Walmart to save himself time and money. Jason is in fact, a Jew Mongler.

Ex3. Chase and Horace are sharing a book to study from. Chase pulls the book closer to him so HE can read it better. Chase is in the act of being a Jew Mongler
by PolishJew February 3, 2010
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Mangler

A person that has an inherent compulsion to over-consume and over-indulge, most commonly in regards to drugs, alcohol, gambling, sex and food.
Charlie Sheen. Lindsay Lohan. Tommy Lee. Courtney Love.

"Charlie just polished off an entire eight ball by himself, he's a complete Mangler."
by Jungsy February 18, 2015
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Mongler

The word mongler means, thief or to steal.
"the mongler mongled my mongling utensils"
by Sid Haltiwanger May 13, 2008
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Meat Mangler

When a person stalks your penis or has a serious obsession with your tool.
Robyn: Baby i want it

Rell: Damn it im playing madden

Robyn: Please baby

Rell: Damn it woman stop acting like such a meat mangler!
by Rello84 September 19, 2011
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Muff Mingler

Noun: A person who looks for unsuspecting women in public places. A person that dances in a group of women in a night club. A person looking to get laid at any cost. A man or woman looking for sex.
He is a creepy {muff mingler}.
He goes {muff mingling} in the bar.
She was unaware that she was dancing with raging {muff minglers}.
He likes to {muff mingle} in the library.
What a perv, I can't believe I was {muff mingled}.
Even her best friend, was a closet case {muff mingler}.
by Mooseknuckle Bunchalotta September 26, 2012
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dick mangler

one who causes damage to male genitals
That guy broke my dick. He's a dick mangler.
by pünanas September 19, 2015
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Turd Mongler

Noun: One who steals turds, a thief of turds
Tyler Reuter is such a turd mongler, he is always jacking all my turds!
by Kev Ward July 27, 2011
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