David H-O-H-M-A-N-N

Where to fucking start? The Hohmann keeps a fucking Rancor in the back of his motherfucking room. He has a fucking trident and controls the mother fucking sky. He's gonna mess you the fuck up with linquistics which YOU CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND. He's a fucking monk, and knows his way around YOUR FUCKING EXISTANCE. He eats the souls of screaming children for FUCKING BRUNCH. Eat shit; Hohmann is the man.

Girl: Ms. Wallace is scary...
Boy: have you met the David H-O-H-M-A-N-N?? He will rape you and then cum fire...

by ebonydark'nessdementiaravenway May 21, 2010

O.H.M.

Old Hispanic Man - someone who blantanly stares at you or makes suspious guestures trying to holla at you.

Lindseyfay you are such a O.H.M.! You are always stalking these random guys!

by jhrght December 20, 2007

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K.

Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K.

by ScrewserGaming June 5, 2018

M O U T H

Infamous Socom Player. Known for his run and gun technic and take no prisoner attitude. M O U T H is part of an elite community on Socom known as FrostFire Junkies or Frosty Whores.

M O U T H is considered one of the top 25 Frost Fire players of ALL time. Maybe even top 10.

by M O U T H December 23, 2005

s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a

The lyrics of this song (spaced out) are often used to remind a content's incest meaning, since it's a stereotype for Alabama people to not really care about the girl being their cousin.

Joe: "It was my sistah's birthday, so i kissed her as a gift!"
Dick: "s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a!"

by JigglesTheDog February 17, 2017

L.O.M.H.

A christian substitute for the LMAO. It stands for Laugh Off My Heiney. Interchangeable with any abbreviation with a curse word in it, such as, LMAO, LMFAO, ROFLMAO, ROFLMAOWPMP, LMFAOWWAHGG, and even SMPLWWPFWJTSTBMISLJC. The last three stand for, 1- Roll On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Pissing My Pants., 2- Laugh My Fucking Ass Off While Watching A Harlem Globe Trotters Game., 3 - Shit My Pants Laughing While Watching Pulp Fiction When John Travolta Shoots That Black Man In Samuel L. Jacksons Car.

Person 1 - Knock Knock.
Person 2 - Whoes there?
Person 1 - Bacon.
Person 2 - Bacon Who?

Person 1 - What do you mean baking who? What are you some type of Nazi?
Person 2 - "L.O.M.H."
Person 1 - So seriously, dude that's fuck up, I think you should go get help for that.

by Slefmruts Yerffej September 29, 2010

D.o.m.h.

Daughter of my heart. A term of endearment for person that you did not sure but you love like one of your own.

"Erica is so amazing. She absolutely is the d.o.m.h.for me."

by Karamelkhandee May 20, 2022