this is what happens when you experience the 4 lokos of a 4loko night...you drink 3 4lokos, punch a girl in the stomach, leave the party, abandon your bike somewhere and walk the opposite direction home, you lose your hat, your backpack , your bike, and wake up wondering if you traded your laptop to the cabbie that took you home. your friends slowly bring everything back to you the next day and you find your laptop in your sock drawer.
by booboobooooo August 21, 2010
Get the 4 Lokos mug.Also known as blackout-in-a-can or liquid cocaine, 4 loko is a trifecta of 12% ABV malt beverage, caffeine, and excessively sweet flavored syrup. Available in numerous flavors such as grape, watermelon, and cranberry lemonade, that all taste equally terrible. Drinking four cans causes one to go "loko" and gain superhuman abilities as well as a unexplainable need to do things one would never even consider while sober.
One can costs only about 3 dollars yet has as much alcohol as a bottle of wine and more caffeine than a monster, causing severe inebriation combined with excessive amounts of energy. A perfect beverage for someone looking to get incredibly fucked up, while also fucking shit up. Not to be consumed by retarded freshmen, underweight asians, or girlfriends, as all will end up puking their brains out and being insufferably retarded and annoying for the remainder of the night.
One can costs only about 3 dollars yet has as much alcohol as a bottle of wine and more caffeine than a monster, causing severe inebriation combined with excessive amounts of energy. A perfect beverage for someone looking to get incredibly fucked up, while also fucking shit up. Not to be consumed by retarded freshmen, underweight asians, or girlfriends, as all will end up puking their brains out and being insufferably retarded and annoying for the remainder of the night.
Guy #1: "Dude, I drank 20 beers last night, blacked out, passed out on the couch, and got my face drawn on."
Guy #2: "Oh yeah? I drank four 4 Lokos, blacked out, jumped off the roof into a swimming pool, fucked my friend's girlfriend, took a shit on SAE's lawn and put my head through a wall before I passed out in the parking lot's elevator."
Guy #1: "Damn, I wish I had gone loko last night..."
Guy #2: "So loko, bro!"
Guy #2: "Oh yeah? I drank four 4 Lokos, blacked out, jumped off the roof into a swimming pool, fucked my friend's girlfriend, took a shit on SAE's lawn and put my head through a wall before I passed out in the parking lot's elevator."
Guy #1: "Damn, I wish I had gone loko last night..."
Guy #2: "So loko, bro!"
by fear boner November 7, 2010
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Yeah, Tom was definitely riding the Lokomotive when he broke that glass table and pissed on your dog last night.
by RIP Oscar Grant July 11, 2010
Get the Riding the Lokomotive mug.A lokote is a gang banger which is beyond Loco. It is an extremely psychotic individual who is down with his set and would shed his blood or others in a heartbeat for his gang.
It is a term created by a gang from Granger WA. The complete name of the gang is Lil Valley Lokotes. The mahority of it's members are in prison due to there Lokote lifestyle.
It is a term created by a gang from Granger WA. The complete name of the gang is Lil Valley Lokotes. The mahority of it's members are in prison due to there Lokote lifestyle.
by Billy LaPierre September 29, 2006
Get the Lokote mug.Similar to the Beer Mile, the Four Loko 400 is a drinking/running event. To participate in the Four Loko 400, One must chug an entire can of Four Loko at the starting line and then run a 400 meter dash (1 lap around a standard outdoor track). Where as the beer mile requires at least some endurance and training (in both drinking and running), the Four Loko 400 requires a willingness to not feel your legs and to ignore your sense of reason.
by Darrel Charleston November 21, 2010
Get the Four Loko 400 mug.its this 12% alcohol cheap ass malt liquor koolaid flavored shit thats basically an energy drink that fucks you up bad... with all the caffeine and guarana... you are wired and drunk at the same time
Dude I had that four loko.... and i seriously browned out last night... well... thats the risk i take from drinking a four loko.
by TempD November 7, 2010
Get the Four Loko mug.Similar to the Beer Shits (diarrhea the day following a night of drinking high quantities of beer) only from drinking FOUR LOKOs.
Loko Bombs have more solidity, velocity and explosivity than the beer shits do. Unlike the constant stream of liquid that the beer shits yield, Loko bombs occur in several waves of somewhat solid masses of feces, and explode into the toilet similar to a bomb. The average number of bombs dropped per Loko Bomb session is 4, possibly being the origin of the "FOUR" in FOUR LOKOS.
**Often accompanied by neon colored urine due to the high amounts of food color added to Four Lokos.
Loko Bombs have more solidity, velocity and explosivity than the beer shits do. Unlike the constant stream of liquid that the beer shits yield, Loko bombs occur in several waves of somewhat solid masses of feces, and explode into the toilet similar to a bomb. The average number of bombs dropped per Loko Bomb session is 4, possibly being the origin of the "FOUR" in FOUR LOKOS.
**Often accompanied by neon colored urine due to the high amounts of food color added to Four Lokos.
A phone conversation after a night of drinking FOUR LOKOS:
guy 1: "Dude, that party was radical last night. I can't believe Eddie drank 3 FOUR LOKOS without puking! We should do it again tonight!"
guy 2: "Damn, if Eddie has the Loko Bombs nearly as bad as I do, he's not gunna leave the house for the rest of the weekend."
guy 1: "I'm on the toilet right now with Loko Bombs!"
guy 2: "Yeah, I just Loko Bombed the hell out of my girlfriends bathroom."
guy 1: "Dude, that party was radical last night. I can't believe Eddie drank 3 FOUR LOKOS without puking! We should do it again tonight!"
guy 2: "Damn, if Eddie has the Loko Bombs nearly as bad as I do, he's not gunna leave the house for the rest of the weekend."
guy 1: "I'm on the toilet right now with Loko Bombs!"
guy 2: "Yeah, I just Loko Bombed the hell out of my girlfriends bathroom."
by Dr. Cobs November 30, 2010
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