Lurch

To tell someone your lifes story or to talk to someone about any subject for long periods of time without their consent.

Ryan lurched Carl on his first day of work.

by MysticWolf118 May 31, 2012

lurch

The space between your hands.

I was fucked up one night and could feel my lurch vibrating.

by lumpstump May 8, 2011

lurch

to treat a women in the worst and most mysoginistic manner

Those girls had the audacity to make us pay for their food, so we straight lurched those hoez.

by Big L.U.R.C.H. November 12, 2002

lurch

The act of taking a shit at work.

I'll be back in a minute boss, just going for a lurch.

I had 3 lurches before lunch and I'm exhausted.

by One thong January 7, 2016

lurch

To be playing basketball, preferably at the gow, and to NOT play any sort of defense and lurk back near the opposing net and to allow your teammates to A) grab the boards and hopelessly fling the ball down to you and easily dunk the ball, because the lack of defense or B) allow the other team to score, check the ball EXTREMELY fast and a quick pass to you down the court for another easy dunk.

He was lurching all day, he must of had 20 or more dunks.

by gow July 12, 2006

Lurch

a lyrical genius; king of the microphone;

having a captivating voice; making panties wet from speaking

a full time grinder; a real mother fucker

That emcee goes hard but he's no Lurch

by unclebukk May 13, 2011

lurch

a state of delerium and para-consciousness; beyond censsiant recognition of one's own self

Mr. Shree, you keep insisting that I spit on these women and defecated in their general direction, but I was so lurched out, I don't even remember it.

by L.ets U.se R.aunchy C.unt H.ookerz November 12, 2002