louslove

louslove also known as alyssa, is the best person you will ever meet!! they are (glowlouie)’s mon amour, their darling girl. and alyssa is a perfect person! the best and loves her spouse, glowlouie.

person 1: don’t you just love louslove?
person 2: yeah! i heard she was married to glowlouie who loves her so much!

by glowlouie June 23, 2021

Lousiana yard dog

alligators that turn up on folks property. also known as fideaux.

careful in the back, you might creep up on a lousiana yard dog.

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

Louson

An older gentleman who likes girls between the ages of seven and eighteen. They often smell of cabbage, and wear retarded glasses. Clothes worn are usually a couple of centuries out of date. Likes to eat pencils.

Louson was peeking down my shirt again! DAYUM!

by UselessThing January 23, 2012

Louse

A derogatory word, used for someone who is involved in idiocy or mishaps. Closely related to the word lousy but referring to self or others.

"I just dropped the TV and broke it. I'm such a louse."
"He is always so clumsy, what a louse."

by trko January 31, 2009

lousy peter

a flaccid dick - an unerection of sorts - when the penis is in turtle mode. A lousy peter can occur when a state of arousal is suddenly cut short.

He was about to come, but suddenly at the sound of his Mom's voice, he got a lousy peter.

by PeterDydo June 20, 2006

louser

Irish, particularly Dublin, slang that means someone who ruins things, or just a general bollix.

He loused that up!
He's a feckin' louser!

by fromireland October 29, 2007

Louser

Used to describe someone who causes a team to lose while playing a game. Someone who you can never win a game with no matter how hard you carry.

Person I: I can’t believe you made us lose that round Karen.. you’re literally the worst. You better have been trolling and not an actual louser.

by coolerthanrat2and3 April 21, 2019