Loudon County

One of the messiest dumps in East Tennessee. It is home to 4 major hicktowns, Lenoir City, Loudon, Philadelphia, and Greenback. The inhabitants of this shithole are very ignorant and close minded. Mainly Republican and White, they are intolerant to everything but country music, NASCAR and some Rocky Top football. Loudon County has a VERY high teen pregnancy rate, yet none of these filthy whores ever grow up to do anything productive but bitch, complain, and reap child support. Mexicans, and Hispanics cram into Loudon County, draining the fuck out of the economy, while their little children post up in school hallways pretending to be in MS-13. They can afford to max out their Pinto's, as long as they live in 2 Bedroom Apartments and do laundry at the laundromat. There are barely any job opportunities, but maybe there will be once they finish construction on Highway 321. The Crime rate isn't that bad in terms of murder and shootings, but it's pretty bad considering all that at least 40% of this town has a criminal record, while having an African-American population of 2%. The only way to make lots money in Loudon County is to be involved in the drug trade, which is only for poor trash who have nothing to contribute to society other than waste taxpayer money while they sit in Jails and Prison. The public school system isn't that great either. Students' only wishes are to get the hell out of this area as fast as possible. This area has nothing to offer.

Sam: Well, my hopes and dreams have failed me, Might as well settle here in Loudon County, Tennessee

Joey: Yep.

by VoiceOfTruthTN April 10, 2011

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Loudoo

Derived from the word voodoo, it's described as magical or supernatural powers a person from Louisiana or someone named Lou or Louise uses when trying to influence their favorite team's luck, to help them win a game.

The girl from New Orleans used Loudoo to help the Saints win the Monday Night Football Game.

by hurricainangel November 2, 2009

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Loudia

Loudia is a beautiful female . A Pretty rare name around the world. she is a mysterious and keeps everything to herself. She will love you with all her heart. You can trust her with everything. Loudia is funny with people she’s comfortable with and cares for her loved ones. She’s affectionate and loves hugs !

Loudia loves to be herself .

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Harry Loudon

Has a HUGE neck beard and is absolute dogshit at Fortnite Battle Royale. Is very racist. If seen, for your safety it is advised to avoid him.

Wow, is that Harry Loudon?
Yeah, look at the size of that neck beard
Did he just manage to die first in Fortnite Battle Royale squads then yell the n word??? skullemjoi

by harryloudonhasaneckbeard April 17, 2023

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loudcap

To call someone out, typically in public.

John: You shoulda seen... I banged suzie and her sister last night.

Joe: Man, you were at home all night.

John: Why'd ya loudcap me?

by bigTJT April 5, 2009

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Loudoun County

A craphole in Northern Virginia. Traffic is consistently rated some of the worst, housing prices are inflated in the triple-digits, and the reigning Democrats in the county continue to incessantly push tax hikes to make up for the fact that they couldn't manage to buy a loaf of bread for less than $20 and a taxpayer-comped fact-finding trip.

Loudoun County can't manage a budget, so they're proposing a whopping $1.29 (per 100 dollars) tax rate on property in a horrible recession year.

Somebody needs to abort our county government.

by WishICouldMoveOutOfLoudoun February 15, 2009

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