Lonnie

a male who is given the name after an embarassing accident of being caught sleping naked with his hand,,,,uhm..nevermind

"dude. we gave him the nickname lonnie beacuase...-"

lonnie : "shutup!"

by Avatar<33 April 26, 2010

Wet lonnie

When you stick your finger in someone’s ass, then stick that finger in their ear.

Oh it’s cool if you stick your finger in my ear but please don’t give me a wet Lonnie

by Mrritter June 1, 2019

Lonnie Syndrome

A mental condition which causes a person to repeatedly pull a lonnie, or act like a lonnie.

That poor kid.... that boy has the Lonnie Syndrome

by phantom_x1986 August 11, 2006

Lonnie

The act of performing oral sex while defecating.

The opposite of blumpkin.

Alternate spelling-Lonny.

I bet that guy will give you a lonnie.

by Vicious Masterjack January 7, 2014

Liberal Loonies

An excuse conservatives use because they think that their way is the only way and seem not to realize that in fact, Conservative Loonies exist in droves as well.

Those Liberal Loonies! Supporting free choice and promoting equality and peace is ludicrous!

by redhed311 April 21, 2005

Dirty lonnie

When you're an xbox player that loves big dicks in ya ass while your teammates yell words of encouragement through the headset.

Yo lonnies taking dicks while online again. "Yeah that's just dirty lonnie."

by Crackyaback April 3, 2020

Lonnie

A very stuck-up human being. Horrible foolish and an asshole. He also is very controlling and petty

Man you are such a Lonnie, stop or I will call the police.

by SadeWatersfan March 21, 2017