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friday night loneliness 

It's Friday night and everybody is out partying and you're just sitting on your couch staring into space and wishing someone would at least message you or call etc. I sometimes suffer from Friday night loneliness but thank god for The internet and YouTube.
Are you suffering from Friday Night loneliness? Well go on YouTube and have a YouTube spree.
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Facebook loneliness 

A person with like 200+ friends but still feels the urge to post status updates on how bored or lonely they are. most likey for generated sympathy.
Girl : sigh ill just watch a movie by myself tonight
Guy : you have so many friends and none of them wanna hang out with you, thats just facebook loneliness
Facebook loneliness by noobness January 27, 2010

National Loneliness Day 

On December 21, celebrate National Loneliness Day, the day in which you regret everything and wish you could go back in time and make everything right.
Friend: Hey, having a snowball fight tomorrow. Wanna join?

Me: No, tomorrow’s National Loneliness Day. I’m going to be crying in the corner, rethinking my past mistakes.

digital loneliness 

When one waits anxiously for a text, email, im etc. and they never recieve one. They contantly check but don't get any.
Sydney was on the computer all night suffering from digital loneliness.

Late Night Loneliness (LNL)

When you lie down to go to bed and get overcome with a feeling of loneliness. Usually pertaining to a person you liked at one point.
I was going through our old texts and got a serious case of Late Night Loneliness (LNL)

Numbing the Loneliness 

To masturbate several times a day in order to forget or lose interest in the fact that you are terribly alone.
"dude brb numbing the loneliness" - spagett
Numbing the Loneliness by one oh one September 18, 2011

Crowded Loneliness 

Feeling lonely even though you're not alone.
"I was in a party of 500 and I felt lonely" or "I was in The walkways of New York but I felt lonely" or "I got my best friends over but I'm feeling lonely" because I had Crowded Loneliness.
Crowded Loneliness by the42project September 6, 2014