Loch Ness Monster

An aggressive panhandler who uses means of coercion, threats, and even violence to garner money from people. Are usually not actually homeless and are just hoping to use the money for drugs, alcohol, or gambling. See also: Bludger

Chef's dad
Say, would you kids like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
Stan
No, that's okay.
Chef's dad
Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
Chef's mom
We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"
Thomas
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-
Chef's mom
Oh, it was so scary!
Thomas
and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty." a long silence follows
Kyle
What's tree-fitty?
Thomas
Three dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's mom
Tree-fitty.
Stan
He wanted money?
Thomas
That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
Chef's mom
I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
She gave him a dollar.
Chef's mom
I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!

by SilverSheilds October 6, 2022

Loch Ness monster

A f##### up turthe on steroroids and has down sindrum

A Loch Ness monster is dum

by Hvgfcdxcgvhbgvxdfrcgvhj January 18, 2022

They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me

A way to say that your a freak. it was used by Demoman from TF2 in his meat the team video.

Demoman: I am a black Scottish cyclops they've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me.

by Demoman TF2 November 14, 2021

Loch Ness Pervert

A high profile pervert that intermittently surfaces and causes a great stir socially or politically, but then disappears just as quickly only to resurface again weeks to months later and continue the cycle.

Everyone in Congress and on the news is discussing whether all the files of the Loch Ness Pervert will surface and be released again to see which political elites were associated with him.

by Lost in SHitlerland November 17, 2025

Loch Ness Pervert

A high profile pervert that intermittently surfaces and causes a great stir socially or politically, but then disappears just as quickly only to resurface again weeks to months later and continue the cycle.

Everyone in Congress and on the news is discussing whether all the files of the Loch Ness Pervert will surface and be released again to see which political elites were associated with him.

by Lost in SHitlerland November 17, 2025

Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis tip emerges majestically from the water

I was watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glen Powell’s was Loch Ness monstering

by Illneverpostagainsorry June 8, 2024

Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis majestically emerges from the water.

We were watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glenn Powell’s penis was totally pulling a Loch Ness monster

by Illneverpostagainsorry June 8, 2024