grunting a loaf

To defecate forcefully and voluminously.

I ate a whole rotisserie chicken and seven hot dogs. Several hours later, I grunted out a massive loaf.

by loafgrunter January 20, 2003

Sam Loeffler

see sexy
Sam Loeffler a.k.a. the best fucking sexiest drummer in the world.
Received the award for the best alternative rock drummer of 2008.
Is the backbone for the greatest rock band Chevelle.
He has been playing drums since he was 14 years old. He is from Chicago, where he and his brothers formed Chevelle in 1994.

see sexy
Sam Loeffler kicked ass in concert and in the bedroom...in my fantasies.
Sam Loeffler could beat me with his sticks any time.
mmmmm.... just thinking about him... I just jizzed in my pants.

by Saturdays May 18, 2009

Brand Loafing

The act of taking one company's brand and altering it slightly to create a new brand.

Have you ever thought about creating an online streaming movie company, and directing it towards gay people, and then calling it Netdix?

Yes. Yes I have. Lets go Brand Loafing.

by Lespaul1101 June 8, 2011

slay loaf

A man named Nathan klein who bares a resemblance to a loaf of bread and slays all the ladies

Ex: 1)Did you see Nathan with Anika Mayo

2)Yea! He's such a slay loaf

by Bennett turner December 4, 2016

Ear Loaf

Ear loaves are the defining an ear plus a loaf. also known as what cannabals eat for breakfast 👂🏻 🍞

son: HEY MOM
mom:WHAT

son: GIVE ME THE BOX OF EAR LOAVES
mom: YOUR BROTHER ATE THEM ALL
son2: hahahahahh ear loaf

by ear loaf June 6, 2019

Hot Piping Loaf

1. Someone who is a homosexual
2. A despicable person
3. A Big Fat Doodoo Head

"Your mom is a hot piping loaf"
"Nah, man, you're a freaking hot piping loaf"

by H.P. Loaves December 25, 2016

vapor loaf

A fart.

Lookout, gotta pinch a vapor loaf!

by jernjernigan January 7, 2009