LINO

Laptop In Name Only
A 'laptop' so big and heavy, you can't really put it on your lap.

Dude, you said you were buying a laptop, that's a LINO!!

by Milanifan January 2, 2017

Skuff the lino

When a person gets hyper and you need them to chill

Back up buddy you're gonna skuff the lino

by Smania August 9, 2023

Lino

IS KEANAS BOYFRIEND

“Oh look it’s Lino “ “KEANAS boyfriend”

by Double2DoubleO November 22, 2021

lino chops

The Thane monster. A sordid beast that usually lives in schools. Some find attractive, much like bastard mermaids

the Thane monster has a shiny face - lino chops

by stickboi September 21, 2008

Lino Esparza

My man, my husband, my boo. 😩😩😩😩

Person: Who is Lino Esparza

Person 2: You don’t know who that is?? That’s alisas man, husband, and boo.
Person:ooo she lucky

by godjsizzle July 14, 2022

LINO

Leftist In Name Only AKA radlib
Self-identified leftists who actually support imperialism, corporate interests, tokenism, and other liberal guilty pleasures that are usually associated with right wingers. LINOs are omnipresent in Overton-shifted societies like the USA. Most social networks are loaded with LINO leftists.

My LINO professor thinks we should nuke Russia into glass because she believes they hacked our election.

by AbleDanger January 29, 2022

Lino

Th best food

This is so good it’s lino

by Christian Mathers December 31, 2018