linched

To get your ass kicked.

I got my ass linched by my parents.

by solok May 13, 2005

LinkedInfluencer

A person who posts extremely mediocre and average achievements on LinkedIn
This may include, but is not limited to the following:
- Anyone who posts about their day to day work tasks like it was a huge milestone to go to work and do their job.
- Anyone who uses the term 'emotional intelligence'
- Anyone who shares how many connections they have made in a certain time period.
- Anyone who posts how much they have 'grown'
- Anyone who posts about there 'journey'
- Anyone who posts about there 'story'
- Anyone who 'helps people find their dream role'
- Anyone who's job description is over like 7 words

"Ive had it with this damn LinkedInfluencer"

by bewdew July 23, 2020

LinkedIn Porn

The bottomless well of humble-brags and articles, memes, and stories that people incessantly and mindlessly share on LinkedIn - often from sources such as "Inc." or "Harvard Business Review" or some guy named Gary Vaynerchuk - and which address topics like leadership, empathy, and diversity and inclusion on an extremely superficial level.

I hate LinkedIn! I am so sick of seeing all this LinkedIn Porn with stupid quotes like "managers manage and leaders lead."

by Patton Freakin' Oswalt March 24, 2022

Vaughn Lincetti

The Greatest Athlete that has ever walked the planet. His presence alone makes people shiver.

Vaughn Lincetti is incredible

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 24, 2021

LinkedIn

1. A place where unemployed 40 somethings go because their kids told them about social media and their neighbor (Never even visited LinkedIn twice) recommended they check it out during small-talk. Then the unemployed 40 year old spends one afternoon making 500 connections and harassing people who haven't been back to LinkedIn in a year; with their resume.

2. A profile graveyard for entry level corporate kids who do not want to share their Facebook profile with their superiors.

3. A place where salesmen and MLM marketers pump their wares until they realize no-one ever returns or uses LinkedIn.

Bob: "Hi Jane how are you doing?"

Jane: "I'm ok, still looking for a job."

Bob: "You should go on LinkedIn, it's like a Facebook for professionals."

Jane: "Thanks, I'll check it out. My kids keep talking about social media."

by mechanicalchris March 2, 2010

linkedin whore

When someone solicits connections on "Linkedin" just to look like they have a bunch of friends. Trying to connect with people just to get a high number of "connections"

My friend will connect with anyone on Linkedin, she is a total Linkedin whore!

by BradleyB November 13, 2007

LinkedInvitation

An invitation that someone, usually a friend, family, or co-worker, e-mailed you, so you can join their network on LinkedIn.com

Hey, I just e-mailed you a LinkedInvitation, make sure you accept it, so you can join my network.

Tina-Louise has rejected over 18 linkedinvitations that I sent to her. I think it's over ... or is it?

by tcornsimp April 17, 2008