Bad books that people find interesting for a very short period of time, rarely bought and even rarelier finished. Lame biographies, lame romances, etc.
Person 1: I wrote this book, you should check it out.
Person 2: that book is airport literature. Please kys and burn any copies you have.
Person 2: that book is airport literature. Please kys and burn any copies you have.
by Derpafish February 15, 2023
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An example of American literature:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." -from literature of rectal thermometers made by Johnson and Johnson
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." -from literature of rectal thermometers made by Johnson and Johnson
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A form of literature and writing. Short, staccato sentences that the author seems to have put to paper right after thinking them are characteristic for this type of writing. The writing seems to have a certain "beat" to it. It's most famous authors are Jack Kerouac and Hunter S. Thompson.
by poetic_beatnik February 23, 2007
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C:I'm writing for the local newspaper....
D: <whispers to his mate> Toilet literature
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C:I'm writing for the local newspaper....
D: <whispers to his mate> Toilet literature
by Boojah3 July 23, 2011
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Man 1: Hey bro have you been reading the literature?
Man 2: Nah, I wack it ten times a week.
Man 1: You should really read the literature and retain that life essence of yours.
Man 2: Nah, I wack it ten times a week.
Man 1: You should really read the literature and retain that life essence of yours.
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by Dodgy Postman January 9, 2022
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Many local mothers hang out in the Teen Literature section of the bookstore after dropping their children off at daycare.
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