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Lichtensteiner lollipop

a sexual act in which a load is dumped in a fedora, which is then proceeded to be worn during coitus. During coitus, a midget stands on the shoulders of the man, and a hole must be cut in the fedora so the midget may fit his shaft in the fedora, encasing it in fecal matter. More layers of midgets and fedoras may be added. While this is happening, the male inserts a lollipop into the hole in his dick, stick first, and the female gives him oral. The female may have midgets on her back too. Meanwhile, the female is to give anal to a male platypus. Male platypi are known to have venomous spurs on the inner thigh, and as the platypus is probably scared and confused by the entire event, it will use the spurs to incapacitate the female while she is sucking the lollipop. The platypus may also be wearing a hat. During all this, the female has several gay men giving her manicures and pedicures and perms. The female also lays on an overturned cactus during all of this, and the back and forth motions rip up her internal organs, which are then feasted upon by the gay men, the midgets, and the platypus. The man may not parttake in the feast, or else it wouldn't be a lichtensteiner lolipop. He must instead commit ritual suicide with a toaster in a bathtub, lolipop still inserted.
Duuuuude, I gave shaniqa a lichtensteiner lollipop earlier!

wait- then shouldn't you be dead?

Yeah, yeah, we just finished, I'm on my way to the tub.
by jamal_the_pirate August 6, 2010
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Licht

A group of special people. Not the kind like, "special" , being retarded, special being awesome and cool.
The mafia is so not Licht.
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Parasitic employees with no skills of their own who are great at delegating tasks to others
Lichens often face a dilemma when they overdelegate and in effect leave themselves with nothing to do.
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roy lichtenstein

An artist~
Born-October 27, 1923 New York City
Died-September 29, 1997 (aged 73) New York City

Roy was a pop artist for most of his life and used projected images from cartoons,gum wrappers and comics to make large-scale art.
Dc comics:Hey dude lichtenstein totally ripped us off
Roy Lichtenstein:yay my painting which i copied sold for $5mil :)))
by alexzorz December 12, 2007
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licho

Mexican name given to the JoseLuis boys.
These guys tend to be the Mexican version of the Jack of all trades..... but better cause they take less time to accomplish task with little or no tools.
Need a project done? Just ask Licho, he can do it all!!!
by 206Licho July 26, 2017
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Lichty Moment

The moment in a movie where the title of the movie is stated by a character. If a movie's title is mentioned more than one time, the value of the Lichty Moment is diminished.
In the movie Midnight Run, Joe Pantoleone's character says to Robert DeNiro: "It's an easy gig, its a Midnight Run for C***t's sake." This is the Lichty moment in the movie.
by Lichterit May 31, 2006
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Licheng

To describe a person to be a gay faggot. This person is usually salty.
Stop being a Licheng. You are very annoying today.
by Doc and marty December 6, 2017
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