Stanky Librarian

(noun) When someone opens a book, reads it briefly, shits in the book, and puts it back as if nuffin happened. A real dick maneuver.

"Yo that bitch ass nigga just pulled a stanky librarian with that novel."

"Aw shit, baby balls, I feel sorry for the next sucka that opens that jawnpiece."

by heeeeeeyyy biiitch October 24, 2008

The Librarian

A sexual act in which the "Librarian" puts their hands in a prayer position before inserting them into an orifice and opening their hands out, forming a book shape.

Guy 1: I took this girl home last night, and it all got weird when she asked me to do the Librarian.

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard she's a real bookworm.

by BioStud October 16, 2014

dirty librarian

A fairly attractive woman, hidden behind glasses and a conservative appearance, who unleashed you know is just a dirty, naughty freak!

Rick;
Well, look at that dirty librarian over there!

Dave;

Haaaa! That sounds like a sex move! I call it!

by Seashark April 19, 2019

The Angry Librarian

The art of rolling up a paper back book and inserting it into the anus.

Stephanie, the angry librarian, got mad at a child and shove a paperback book up his anus.

by 527283747 May 5, 2015

The Brown Eyed Librarian

When ass fucking a chic in a quiet public place, shushing her the whole time....

I watched my boy give the sales lady The Brown Eyed Librarian in the dressing room at Dillards...... shhhhhhh

by Daytona Dirty Al June 23, 2019

avant-garde librarian

The niche fashion trend associated with mid-career and established curators

A: Can you believe I got this jacket at the COS spring sale?
B: I love it. It complements your avant-garde librarian look.

by freeze_magazine March 11, 2023

Librarian O.G.

This is an ode to all the people who give the first impression of being a librarian. In the work setting they are timid, quiet, going straight to their desk to start the day then immediately leave without saying hi to anyone.

Then, finally you convince them to go out for some drinks and the true OG comes out. They become the life of the party, school you on what drinks to order, and generally be fun all around while keeping it real.

We thought she was the quiet type but now that we've gotten to know her better over some drinks that girl was a real Librarian O.G.

by onesip March 29, 2010