laphog

Slang for a huge dick

Phil has got himself a huge laphog.

by mudboner69 March 10, 2018

Lapham

A forceful lap dance that pushes out the most stubborn of turtle-head.

"This celery tastes good now, but I know I'll be looking for a lapham later."

by Crapatoa November 7, 2011

Laphamization

Giving a dramatic eyewitness report of an event that hasn't happened yet. Laphamizers get busted either when the event goes down differently than reported or the article goes to print before the event happens.
Named after notorious journalistic fabulist -- or talented psychic -- Louis Lapham.

Barbara Stewart's description of that seal hunt was graphic and bloody. Too bad the seal hunt was cancelled. That Laphamization ended her career.

by Shattered Glass May 16, 2009

mr. lapham

the act of inserting one's penis between another's double chins

he gave the fat chick a Mr. Lapham

by ashlie_way February 10, 2008

liphook

Hangout for those who don't even have anything interesting enough for the piss-poor parody of itself that Popbitch has now become.

"Oh no, there picking on us again, let's go to the Liphook place."

by bittertwist December 14, 2008

Lapham

>Feeds on pies
>Hangs around with Formans
>Looks similar to the inside of an international rugby player's jock strap
>Is about equal in intelligence level to a pebble
>Favourite phrases include 'PGR' & 'PH'.

1: Fuck me! That person looks like a Buffalo's arse.
2: It's a Lapham!
1: Oh, that explains it.
2: Mmmm.

by avenger of the idiots February 11, 2005

liphobia

The fear of having one betray, or lie to you during an important situation in one's life.

Boy 1: Sorry, but I didn't want to go with you anyway, so yeah, I lied..
Boy 2: I can't believe you, you know I have liphobia!

by Crystal Soul May 10, 2017