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Hexasexual

A sexual orientation where a person is attracted to or desire sexual intercourse with all of the following: men, women, animals, dead people or dead animals, hermaphrodites, and toasters.
Person 1: Did you see the guy fucking that dead hermaphrodite in the mausoleum? He needs to be shot for the good of humanity

Person 2: Stop being so closed minded. He's just hexasexual.
by KansasKitten March 15, 2010
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larasexual

a sexual preference where someone is only attracted to lara tarabishy and not any other female or male on this planet.
“mom, i’ve decided to come out as larasexual!”
by bark boi July 7, 2019
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lunasexual

“lunasexual” is where you are utterly obsessed and in love with luna lovegood
y/n:I’m in love with luna!!!
ginny:you must be lunasexual then!
y/n:guess I am! hey hermione! guess what!

hermione:yes y/n?
y/n:i’m lunasexual!!!!
by simpforlunalovegood December 29, 2020
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locasexual

n. a person who believes in the "Date Local" philosophy as discussed on the Slate blog. dating local reduces lust & love's carbon footprint. being eco-savvy about sex and passion is soooo cool it's green.
Danielle is a locasexual because she only dates people who live within a 100 kilometre radius of her home.
by Danielle Susan White March 17, 2009
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Lemasexual

A person who is sexually aroused by their own fecal matter and associated smells.
Liz identifies as a lemasexual. She never uses poo-pourri so she can masturbate to the smell of her own fecal matter when she defecates.
by Vectahelghast November 9, 2021
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lixsexual

Only being attracted to Lee Felix from kpop group Straykids
-hey can I have your number?
-sorry, I’m lixsexual
by chansaussieaccent December 18, 2020
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Legosexuality

When your friend watched Ninjago as a child and still has accounts dedicated to the characters
Chelsea: Marcus your legosexuality is becoming very concerning.
Marcus: you haven’t seen Lloyd recently have you?
by Bacon_egg_mcmuffin December 20, 2020
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