Lettuce

Never give up.

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by alittlemoment February 20, 2013

Lettuce

A popular lacrosse term to describe someones hair.

Hey Tom, sweet lettuce.

by Craig Jarvis March 25, 2011

lettuced

Having a piece or whole head of lettuce thrown in your face. Must be followed by saying, Lettuced.

Hey man, Yuuma is passed out, we should so lettuce him.

BAM! LETTUCED!

by Apeazy February 10, 2008

Lettuce

a very cool person but is a big loser like a big fat loser .. no offense.

lettuce is gay

by HAHAHA RAY HAHAH October 16, 2019

Lettuce

Of relating to or obtaining a hockey stick, particularly a new one.

Hey mike are you going to break in the new lettuce today in warm-ups?

by Johnny Damon October 31, 2017

Lettuce

The act of receiving an oral blow job.

I lay back and get some lettuce; call it a wrap.

by Devin that Dude April 05, 2009

Lettuced

The sexual act of putting two thumbs into a moist bootyhole whilst wrapping the other four fingers of each hand around each ass cheek and then splitting that shit apart like one would a head of lettuce.

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Why did Mary become a vegetarian?

Because she just got lettuced for the first time!

by Gambit Knox December 23, 2015