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Lester's Hello

A greeting, usually given to a new female employee at Lester's Clothing Store, in which the male employees bring the new cashier to the basement, surround her in a circle, and ejaculate onto her.
We gave this girl the biggest Lester's Hello I've ever seen. She ran out of the basement screaming and hasn't been back to work since. I can't wait until we get a new cashier.
by Boombabyboom December 29, 2009
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Lesley

Feminine name; Scottish in origin; meaning dark grey fortress.

Often given to women of incredible beauty and abysmal depth, whose demeanor evokes some ancient mystical rite lost to modern time.

Like a dark grey castle fortress in the early morning, one marvels at its beauty subtley and magically revealed through fog and mist. One longs to not merely see the timelessness of such a creation, but to also scale its walls to be part of something greater and far more ancient than the one's self.

Perhaps once in a lifetime, one is lucky enough to see a Lesley. And if so, one will never forget how such a sight grants one with an apprecitation of the gradiations between the physical and metaphysical.
On an early morning, many years ago, I was lucky enough to see a Lesley.
by The Bunny Boy July 7, 2009
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Moe Lester

My teacher told me to have some extra lessons with him next week. I'm already terribly scared of Professor Moe Lester.
by Emu Lgator March 15, 2004
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Phil lester

Someone who should name his child mal.
Mal-lester

Get it yet??

"Hey, that's Phil Lester's son, Mal-lester *entire population begins laughing*"
by Humpayy May 10, 2018
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leetle

A very tiny and disgustingly cute and/or fascinating thing.
My dear, a leetle frog!
by tinatina February 21, 2008
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Lesley

Amazing girl that basically rocks everybody's world. She is totally classy and an awesome friend.
"Lesley is amazing. I wish she was my friend."
by LaJaLa March 4, 2009
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Lester Blow Out

It is when your anal ring is stretched to the max bending over for the big one. Also known as takin it dry.
Mikey had a Lester blow out while in his bosse's office. He took the big one dry...
by TeaBaggs December 29, 2009
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