Lewandowski

A baller of a player who ranks highest in footballing attributes and lowest in Luck.
His luck so bad, the Ballon D'or gets cancelled when he was to win. And the next year where he should have been given the justice by getting his due reward, he lost the award to, well, Messi. In India, we call it 'PANAUTI'

Bhai, job chali gayi. Ladki bhi chali gai. Kisiki LEWANDOWSKI lag gai hai.

by a123a123a December 1, 2021

The Legrand

When a man is watching his girlfriend/wife blow another dude and he pulls the dong out of her mouth and starts firing down on it.

J Boog: Yo Tiffany that dong looks delicious. Im finna have to bust The Legrand on that ass.

by B Geeeezy October 23, 2016

lewandowski

The name given to a douchebag or someone committing acts of douchebaggery

I called the guy a lewandowski for cutting me off

by A.J. Banks October 19, 2006

Legranding

The act of a club appointed umpire awarding medal votes repeatedly to the same player over the course of an Australian football season

Oh look, that player just won his 15th C-Grade medal, looks like a bit of legranding has occurred

by xcxccx September 2, 2018

Lewandowski

A Lewandowski is a dog turd that’s been pushed out, but is still connected to the dog’s anus by a hair.

Rover was shunned at the dog park because of his dangling lewandowski.

by ResistingCrapsacks June 21, 2018

LeGrand

A small town in central Iowa with a mediocre-at-best high school with historically horrible sports teams. About 90% of the graduates attend the local community college, and those are the success stories. The student body is a cesspool of wannabe hicks, wannabe athletes, and actual sluts. Basically, if you've never been here, consider yourself lucky because its residents sure aren't.

Joe: Yo, want to head to LeGrand today?
Harry: Are you serious? LeGrand isn't good for anything but hicks and failure.
Joe: You're right; let's head to Marshalltown instead.

by DukeNukem32 June 20, 2017

Legranda

expresovní dějové jméno,utvořeno ze slova legrace přípomnou -nda, vulgární,->zábava,sranda

Hitler,to byla ale legranda.

by NiggerFromDaÚd July 10, 2014