Lendastouchbob

When you touch yourself in a bush while you’re with the girl of your dreams because she got you wet by mentioning spongebob

Uh oh! Lennie just pulled a lendastouchbob an hour ago!

by ( ʘ̆ ╭͜ʖ╮ ʘ̆ ) May 3, 2019

legendary hero lucky

if you have the legendary hero luck in state of survival. you can get away with a lot of things. for example, you can key someone’s car, steal food, kill people, you can do anything you please with no repercussion. if you get the legendary hero lucky. consider yourself…. lucky.

Joey: *orders food*
Quandale: *Steals food*
joey: hey man what the fuck!
Quandale: Shut up, i got the legendary hero lucky in state of survival! i can do what i please
Joey: oh my, i’m so sorry your highness, forgive my stubbornness. you enjoy my food that i ordered

by Joey Jackson Johnson July 19, 2022

leena

a very beautiful precious sweet intelligent assertive girl

leena is beautiful

by leenasmom January 19, 2009

Legendary

A word frequently used by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in order to describe how something is going to turn out. There is often a pause between the syllables of "legen" and "dary". The longer the pause, the more LEGEN-

DARY said thing will be. Unfortunately, the LEGEN-

DARINESS is not always reciprocated.

Victoria's Secret Halloween party on a yacht. It's going to be LEGEN- wait for it -DARY! Legendary, Ted! Legendary!

by Fowl Jaybird August 30, 2013

legendary fail

To fail so badly that your fuck up is now a standard for fuck ups around the world

Tim: OMFG i just blew up my car with a bottle rocket, which destroyed the gas station near my house! Now the cops are after me! Oh shit what should i dooo???

Sarcasticmaster: LEGENDARY FAIL

by HachiVII August 1, 2007

Levenday

A day when three friends sit down and enjoy exactly eleven bowls of weed in one sitting. There can only be one levenday a week. Although there are such things as exceptionday. Exceptionday is when you have reached the levenday and continue smoking. Levenday originated from a group of three friends trying to find out the perfect amount to smoke in a sitting. They started out with a goal for a sevenday, and achieved it with ease. They continued on until they finished the eleventh bowl. They all knew what they had discovered, yet nobody said it. All three of the friends had achieved the perfect high. The levenday was discovered on the first day of summer in 2010. Some say perfection is impossible to reach, but those who levenday say perfection is the number eleven.

Is it levenday today?

It can be used as a term when you are being completely honest-

"Dude levenday, i swear" = swearing on levenday

"Levenday at my place tonight tell George"

Chase "Dude i railed her"
George "No you didn't shut up"
Chase "Levenday dude, i fucking railed her"
George "Oh shit, nice"

by Mr. Levenday June 6, 2010

legendary

Intensifier added to any word to take it's meaning to its highest power imaginable.

Win: Legendary win

Fail: Legendary fail

Kill: Legendary kill

Awesomeness: Legendary awesomeness

The Dude: The Legendary Dude

Dog's balls: Legendary Dog's balls

Weed: Legendary weed

pwned: Legendary pwned

Sex: Lengendary sex

Get it?

by Tenacious Faulker April 1, 2009