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Layton

A man with a enormous penis

Every girls sexual fantasy

Every girl wants his enormous inside of them
I wish I was Layton

I wish my penis was as big as his
by Reece212121 June 23, 2016
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Dirty Layton

The Canadian equivalent of the Dirty Sanchez.

Named after the famously 70's porn-starish moustache of New Democratic Party (NDP) leader Jack Layton.

Since Canadians are stereotypically polite, the explicit definition is left under the Dirty Sanchez header. The definition of a Dirty Layton is broad enough to also incorporate the Dirty Sanchez's first cousin, the Dirty Rodruigez.

Also used as a metaphor for any particularly distasteful or grossly disrespectful act.
- Hey hoser, I don't know what you're talkin' aboot, I didn't give you the Dirty Layton. I cleaned up with that oily rag over there. (literal)

- Man, don't spill s*&t in my car then shrug like it's not your problem, that's just a Dirty Layton move... (metaphor)

- Some people also consider the scandals that Jean Chretien left for Paul Martin to deal with as a HUGE Dirty Layton.

- For American readers, the deficits Bush left for Obama to clean up... also a HUGE Dirty Layton
by Mr_Furious April 5, 2009
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LaBronica

An eight day period from July 1-July 8 similar to Hanukkah during which NBA teams shower gifts on free agents in an attempt to get them to sign with their team.
On the second day of LaBronica the Bulls took D-Wade and Bosh out to dinner, while LaBron was being wined and dined in New York.
by Dixon Cider July 7, 2010
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Larron

A big strong hunky man, built and ran off of diesel fuel. Has immortality and could kill someone with a glance, also has the ability to join any nfl team at any time aswell can change the weather. Sex.
I love me some sexy larron!”
by larrongod 55 October 12, 2020
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laydon

Smart, definitely been in this world before born. Loves attention! Beautiful human being. Very nurturing and loving. Spontaneous and sensitive. Just wants love and to give love. Biggest heart ever.
by Bchmami June 6, 2021
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Beechlan Larone

The greatest Kahoot player that has ever walked the earth
Beechlan larone wins another game of kahoot, when will he ever lose!
by NotRawNuggetz April 7, 2019
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dirty laron

A bitch boy that fucks anything bad built with a pissy musty pussy
Craig been pulling a dirty laron lately.
by Bigbitchhow April 4, 2020
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