Lava Blossom

A swollen anal sphincter aka rosebud from multiple rounds of acidic, explosive, burning diarreah. Usually occurs after excessive partying.

Stan: Hey Roger. How was your spring break in Florida?
Roger: It was awesome brahhhh. Partied all day and night. I was hung over and puking and shitting all day. I shit so much I wound up with a Lava Blossom.

Stan: Let me see it (Roger drops trou and bends over).

Stan: OMG brohhhhh. Is that a Lava Blossom or ground hamburger? You better put some salve on that thing.

by Eaton Holgoode March 14, 2015

lava balling

1. when a man sits wish his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.

lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating

by Magwaaf October 4, 2013

The Ground is Lava!

Fun game which begins once someone screams "The ground is lava!!" at the most random time. Everyone else must jump up onto something and avoid the ground or they "die". Best played in classrooms when everyone is quiet, the teacher's face will usually be priceless.

(Class is quiet during test)
Tom: The ground is lava!!!!!!
(Everyone jumps onto of desks)

by NRHS April 28, 2010

ass lava

1) The variety of diarrhea one has after the consumption of VERY spicy foods. 2)The end result of eating hot wings with sauce hot enough to burn a hole into the table.

"Matt jumps into someones yard and just lays out some hot ass lava all over their lawn while screaming MORE NAPKINS MORE NAPKINS!"

by Stangman68 June 23, 2006

lava pulse

when you fart in the hot tub

ah dude that was a big lava pulse

by bigcheech July 31, 2006

lava explosion

a) (for men) : a more sperm-abundant than usual ejaculation
b) (for women) a more forceful, in terms of quantity, distance etc, expulsion of liquid during squirting

when you open happiness, you can be sure a lava explosion will follow.

by Crazy Uncle Dimma February 13, 2014

Lava Leyva

A creature that has an extremely attractive younger sister. This creatures main defensive/offensive maneuver is the quick, but deadly 'shin kick'. It is known to dispense bricks on command. Be sure not to play the doctor who theme around this creature, or it will become enraged. 'Shin kicking' will ensue. It is commonly found in the Sonoran desert.

Wow! You dispense bricks. You're a regular Lava Leyva!

Don't kick my shins! Are you some sorta Lava Leyva!

Guy 1: *Doctor Who Theme*
Guy 2: Stop or I'll ring your neck!
Guy 1: okay…Lava Leyva

by Zsaszrael October 15, 2016