tubby two lanes

A tubby person, particularly one tubby enough to occupy two lanes.

Hey tubby two lanes, move your fat ass over so I can get by.

by chode bone April 1, 2007

lanesha

A beautiful girl , really thick and kind of short with a bad temper when it comes to her boyfriend and a girl , very bipolar , but loving at the end of the day , big butt and everything

The new girl Lanesha is pretty thick and cute

by Loverboy334421 May 21, 2017

cross lanes

Cross Lanes is a town with nothing to do, like 10 gas stations in one five minute drive, and you always have to drive to nitro for something to do. (movies, bowling, rio)

man: I wish there was something to do!
boy: Well we'd better not go to Cross Lanes!

by clboredchild June 14, 2008

Lanesker

A Lanesker is a common kitchen towel, usually used to clean dishes or table tops, but in the case of a Lanesker, it has been used to wipe one rear after defecating.

Yo cracka, some bitch ass wiped his left overs all over my towel, now its just a lanesker!

by Ester E. Rockwell III July 15, 2004

Lansea

One who originates from North England and is typically a Chad

Damn bro did you see Brian the other day, he was a proper Lansea

by Middleman.oe June 6, 2021

Greasing the Lanes

Simply put, Masturbating. Can be used in a masculine or feminine form.

After Dan was done with his new playboy, he felt like greasing the lanes.

by Jeremy and Mike August 22, 2007

lanesplitting

Riding a motorcycle between two traffic lanes between cars.

There were a ton of cars on the roads during rush hour, so I started lanesplitting to get through traffic faster.

by TK9 August 26, 2013