Saint Peter's Launching Pad

Beds in a hospital ward, usually in the emergency department, that are reserved for the sickest patients who are not expected to get better.
Named this because Saint Peter is said to guard the gates of heaven and the people on these beds are presumed to be seeing him very soon.

Three patients on Saint Peter's launching pad.

by Mredria December 24, 2007

lancing

When two guys reverse scissor each other to have anal sex with each other at the same time.

Lee spent the weekend Lancing with Rocky in Seattle.

by Truthwriter November 18, 2007

Lancing the Dragon

The act of sticking a smoothed metal rod into the male urethra during masturbation. Sexual self-catheterization.

Harry was lancing the dragon last night at one of those freaky sex parties

by Puxatony Phil March 31, 2010

launching the brown rocket

Another cleaned-up slang phrase for taking a shit.

I told my six-year-old that I’d be out in a minute or two, that I was launching the brown rocket.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 27, 2023

lancing

When someone is on the search for tha booty.

Nigga 1: "Damn I could use some booty"
Nigga 2: "Nigga quit lancing you too damn ugly to get dat"

by loropocoro August 4, 2014

latching

A sexual act that involves a man stapling his scrotum to any body part of another person, preferably the inner thigh or forearm.

Latching is sometimes helpful in male on male relationships to bring the two partners closer together.

Dino and i latched for hours last night while gazing deeply into each other's eyes.

by Reidmebabyonemoretime April 4, 2011

Meg Lynching

the act of being lynched by the penis, scrotum, dick, cock or pubical sack.

1)We tried to Meg lynch that negro but he was able to touch the ground.
2) The cops caught him Meg Lynching a poodle.

by ssmydick August 20, 2009