anus leaking

The discharge in the form of a watery substance or a movement of the bowles which causes unexpected leakage from the anus, both resulting in a awful skanking smell

What's that smell?? Is that you Jamie? Yes sorry my anus leaking, its a problem with the lady's, they leave me when they find out

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

Wal-Mart is leaking

An expression of disdain exchanged in whispered tones when the type of toothless, obese, meth-addicted, inbred, poverty-stricken, trailer trash that normally shops at Wal-Mart is spotted in a higher-class establishment nearby.

"I was shopping at Target today and some mouth-breather was rummaging through the Garth Brooks CD's while her unwashed rug rats tore the store apart. I think Wal-Mart is leaking."

by CambAngst July 2, 2007

Anal Leaking

Where a man's Anus is leaked, like this, by the other person.
Like Ice cream.
And then, what happens, even Poo-Poo comes out.
The Poo-Poos out.
And then they eat the Poo-Poo.

See this person having sucked the other persons rectum, and the other person is Poo-Pooing, and this one is eating the Poo-Poo all over the place. He had some Anal Leaking in the bedroom.

by Martin Ssempa June 8, 2010

Drive-by Liking

A drive-by liking is when a Facebook user has responded to all messages, reviewed all notifications, planted their crops on Farmville, and updated their status etc. This person has basically exhausted all efforts to occupy their time on Facebook. Being left with a sense of emptiness and desperation for entertainment, this bored college student in question can perform a drive-by liking in one of two ways.

1) The individual will proceed to like everyone's status updates posted within the past four hours, completely ignoring the nagging feeling that they should be doing something productive with their life.

2) This kind of drive-by liking occurs when visiting a fellow Facebook whore's page and liking everything that the victim has done within the past couple of days. The goal of this is to ensure that upon logging in, the victim will be greeted with 99 notifications.

Drive-by likings should never discriminate. In fact, the most satisfying status updates to like are ones that: have absolutely NOTHING to do with you, include the letters FML, include a sad face, or are sprinkled with typos (and are posted at about 2:15 AM).

Performing a drive-by liking accomplishes a couple things: they make you feel 1337 next time you log in due to the fact that you will (if performed correctly) have 99 notifications yourself, and successfully wasted hours of life that you will never get back.

Examples of stati that have been the victim of a drive-by liking:

Beth - Headache :(
4 seconds ago · JJ likes this

Christine - fml...seriously
15 minutes ago · JJ likes this

Casey - Work.. ughhhh
about an hour ago · JJ likes this

Cierra - Fails at life..AGAIN! Effin storyboard
about an hour ago · JJ likes this

by JeffJonezZz September 28, 2009

Lacing up

Verb. Lacing up is a prison term meaning that an inmate is putting on his shoes to prepare for a fight.

Inmate: Look at him. He isn't scared at all. He's lacing up right now. Get ready. Shit's about to go down.

by Gohan Barracuda March 3, 2019

laming me out

have u ever seen someone do something so embarrassing or stupid where they just keep digging themselves into a hole, and its so bad u feel embarrassed for them or to even be around them?
pretty much the same deal except when someone says or does something really lame, pathetic or stupid and u just feel like really lame/pathetic around them caus theyve just humiliated themselves or yourself

*someone says/does something really pathetic/lame and digs themselves into a hole and just wont shutup*

'they are laming me out so much right now'

by bethannie September 11, 2007

laying chickie

acting as a lookout for someone perpetrating a crime. When the lookout sees the authorities or any witnesses he alerts the perps by shouting out "chicky, chicky chicky" as opposed to "cops".

since he was so young the gang had Marvin laying chickie while they boosted swag from parked cars.

by Deanmc430 October 21, 2010