A private catholic elementary/middle school located in Lakewood Ohio. It's full of selfish, prissy, little girls and boys who don't know how to control themselves and think they can do whatever they want.
You learn absolutely nothing in Health or Social Studies. Gym will destroy your GPA. 5th-7th grade Math will be hell if you don't get in the "advanced" class. Art class is fun but will always get ruined by brats who only think of themselves and you will contract tinnitus from all the yelling and screaming.
You learn absolutely nothing in Health or Social Studies. Gym will destroy your GPA. 5th-7th grade Math will be hell if you don't get in the "advanced" class. Art class is fun but will always get ruined by brats who only think of themselves and you will contract tinnitus from all the yelling and screaming.
"Do you remember how bad Lakewood Catholic Academy was?"
"Oh yea. I'm surprised I still managed to pass the 8th grade after that hell-hole."
"Oh yea. I'm surprised I still managed to pass the 8th grade after that hell-hole."
by Sprinklez_Bun20 September 6, 2022
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Get the Lakewood Level Wasted mug.A small town in South Western New York where there’s absolutely nothing to do but drink excessively, smoke loads of weed or go to the local Wegmans. It’s a town where everyone knows everybody and you can’t do jack shit without someone knowing your business. Every now and then you’ll find a decent human being, but other than that it consists of rich white kids, or not so rich white trash. If you are considering moving here, don’t. Unless you want to to be bored shitless. There’s a mini golf course tho… whoop de doo.
Teenager 1: Hey let’s hangout
Teenager 2: What do you wanna do?
Teenager 1: Let’s drive around to waste my gas!
Teenager 2: Good idea, we are in Lakewood after all!
Teenager 2: What do you wanna do?
Teenager 1: Let’s drive around to waste my gas!
Teenager 2: Good idea, we are in Lakewood after all!
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tyler: man, those dta kids beat up the snake gang.
jim: yeah those lakewood dallas gangs are savage.
jim: yeah those lakewood dallas gangs are savage.
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Guy 1: “Hey do you wanna go watch the Lakewood Rangers football game tonight?”
Guy 2: “Fuck no their O-line is terrible.”
Guy 2: “Fuck no their O-line is terrible.”
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