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Landon

The overall perfect guy. He knows exactly how to treat a lady, won't break your heart, and expects nothing from you. He's extremely handsome, has the most amazing smile, and big brown eyes to match his brown hair. They're easy to get lost in and will make you melt every time he looks at you. He's very talented, both athletically and musically. Landon is the funniest, smartest and sweetest person you've ever met. He's very indecisive but knows exactly what to say in every situation. He's very mysterious about his personal life and no one would guess about his sorrowful past. He is truly a gentleman. He's unbelievably polite, the kind of guy a girl wants to bring home to her parents. The guy every girl dreams of marrying. He's great with both animals and kids. He has more friends than you can count, but still manages to make you feel important to him. He is quiet and shy around strangers but those who know him know his true personality.
Girl A: Who was that guy you were talking to? It's like he doesn't have any flaws!
Girl B: That was Landon, isn't he just perfect?
by The Average Teenager March 31, 2013
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landon-in-spain

A trip to Segovia, Spain that is offered by the Landon School of Bethesda, Maryland. Alcoholism runs rampant once the students find bars where the act of placing a 1 Euro coin on the bar is universal language for, "If you please, sir, I would like a shot of Tequila."

The trip is generally damaging to United States foreign relations.
Doctor: I've noticed your liver has been ravaged by the effects of alcohol. What the hell did you do this summer?

Student: Landon-in-Spain.
by joe g. November 27, 2004
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ladonia

Ladonia is a very small micronation in Sweden that was established in 1996 as the result of a court battle between the artist and sculptor Lars Vilks and local authorities over a sculpture that Vilks created, Nimis. It has approximately 17,000 citizens, but most of them live in other countries. Application for citizenship is available of Ladonia's official website, and is free.

Ladonia has a queen and a president. The current queen, Queen Carolyn, resides in the US with her family. The queen is in office for life. The current president, Christopher Matheoss, who lives in France. Election for president takes place every 3 years. Ladonia's constitution forbids a male from ever ascending the throne, and there has never been a king in Ladonian history, only queens.
The Ladonian national anthem is the sound of a stone being thrown into water, composed by Greve Jan Lothe von Eriksen. The Ladonian language has two words in it, waaaall and ÿp. Phrased Latin is the official language, but English, Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, Finnish, German and French are also accepted in Ladonia. The currency of Ladonia is one Örtug, around 1 Euro. The Ladonian flag is a green cross on a green flag, both the same color. Since it is impossible to make out the cross due to the fact that both the cross and the background are the same color, it is considered acceptable to add a white outline of the cross when depicting the flag.
Ladonia is also a minor character in the anime series Axis Powers: Hetalia
Person 1: I have duel citizenship!
Person 2: Oh yeah, where?
Person 1: Ladonia and the US
Person 2: What the heck is that?
by PrincipalityOfLadonia October 19, 2015
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Landon houle

Is a stupid ass bitch and likes to cheat and sucks a lot of dick
by WtfNoBixch March 31, 2019
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Landon Paul Jones

"Hey Mom, who is that Mexican with the 2-inch ears." "Little Timmy, that's Landon Paul Jones"
by Young Fetus August 23, 2020
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