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laguna goggles

Obnoxiously oversized sunglasses that girls wear in order to A: Cover up 3/4ths of their ugly face B: Mimic the rich cunts seen on MTV's Laguna Beach.
"Wow, look at that dumb bitch in her Laguna Goggles"
by CrunchyBlac May 31, 2007
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laguna beach

MTV's lame attempt to compete with Fox's The O.C.
The O.C. is so much fucking better than the MTV version.
by i am jane July 2, 2005
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laguna beach

A reality show based on teenagers in Laguna beach. People say its fake but who the fuck cares? Its a show. No body cares if you really know Stephen or LC or Kristin, and you know they're not really like that, ITS A FUCKING SHOW. PEOPLE WATCH IT BECAUSE ITS A SHOW. NOT BECAUSE ITS REAL.
Person 1: ITS FAKE OMG LOL DEATH TO MUSIC TELEVISION

Person 2: STFU why the hell do you care then?

Person 1: YOU ARE JUST A TEENY BOPPER PREP OMG YOU ARE SO BLINDED BY THE MEDIA

Person 2: ITS JUST A SHOW, GET OVER YOURSELF NO ONE CARES
by thatway September 17, 2005
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laguna beach

A show for the shallow They all try and pretend they are straight edge by wearing big X's the next time they go out to some dumb bimbo's party but they are lying. We know they are sluts that LOVE to drink and have sex. This show is all about ''Blah blah blah'' ''Jason this'' ''Cameron did that'' ''Lexie's a whore'' Newsflash: Nobody gives a fuck.
Laguna Beach girl 1: Oh My Gawd, Talon left me for that whore Raquel. I'm so upset

Laguna Beach girl 2: Yeah what a tramp Hey, let's go trash her party tonight!

Me: *kills both of them*
by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006
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laguna baby

a girl who loves to go to the beach; a girl who's always at the beach
"Man, she's a laguna baby."
by rubyredslippers October 13, 2013
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Santos Laguna

The best club in all of mexico santos>america L ratio bozo😹👎
Santos Laguna is clear of America
by Yøûr mōm November 22, 2021
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