Anal Lagger

A person who can slow down or "Lag" their digestive system so they can't crap for very long periods of time.

Jon: "dude, I just found out that I am an Anal Lagger"

Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?

Jon: no.

by The_MuslimiZer July 9, 2009

lagger

someone who takes forever to respond

he’s such a lagger

by anonymous December 13, 2020

boonie moza lagger

If you see a beautiful Bengali woman and she got a nice set of titties you should compliment by saying this

Yo nazifa “ tumar boonie moza lagger “ , Netflix and chill khorte ni? Aiyyo amma ar abba goro nai

by Memphismane90 December 27, 2023

lagger

you bruh

stop being a lagger

by 1800stupidbitch October 5, 2019

Lagger

A person who waits a long time to reply to another person text, or a person who deliberately texts backs ours after reading a text message

I know man, I love texting Stacey, but she's a Lagger

I hate a Lagger man, like why can't you just text me back

by urbandictonarylegend June 7, 2019

Lagger

when the person has spent a good amount of time without texting you. and next when yk of a person who does that, text them to see how they are doing and if they text you back a week or in the moment, CALL THEM OUT!

me: heyyy:(
*week later*
me: hey
*more time passes by🤦🏻 ♀️*
me: LAGGERRRRR!!!!!!!!!

them: wymm
me: nah don’t act dumb you lagging on me.

by purplehearted🤯 August 9, 2019

lagger

you lagg, gaming or texting chats taking forever to reply purposely not wanting to, or yur just a lazy ass.

Yu have bad lagg. Lagger

by MutaFuka! September 4, 2020