lag

The most common reason why people call others fags and gays on call of duty and halo and other online games, mainly because they think someone is hacking them, and giving them lagspikes, or just that they suck ballz and use it as an excuse so they dont look like they suck at the game.

player 1: dude omg wtf quit hacking and making me lag!!!
player 2: stfu and learn to play n00b

by som3username May 3, 2011

lag

Everything in the world that sucks/ fails/ pisses you off in general

Wow.. Rob really lags

by Tom March 21, 2005

lag

Aproximatly 1half to three hours after smoking marijuana lag sets in. I.Q. drops 50 points, food and a nap are inevitable

(1 hour after gettin high) "Man ....I feel pretty lagged man..." "Yeah I got the lag too"

by Crackrock April 7, 2003

lag

Also suitable 4 LAGing dnd party members.Like my buddies LOY,Gad etch.

D.M.:<<U hear enemy casting behind the dungeon door.What will u do?>>
LAGing party:<<He,he its easy we ll stay here for about 8 hours while we replenish our spells n the enemy caster has already used up his own....>>:P

by OrderlordTank January 13, 2005

lagative

Adjective- extremely slow moving or taking more than the average amount of time to complete a task.

Dimitri: "Nicky takes soo long to do anything."
Dylan: "He is for sure the most lagative person I've ever met."

by Dylan Sharp November 13, 2007

lagging

to be late or not show up at all to a precommunicated plan .

“I was supposed to see Mariah today, but she stay lagging!”

by mari.divine September 9, 2018

Lag

A phenomenon in video games where the game slows down. Many gamers do not have the mental capabilities to deal with said lag, causing them to go into mentally and physically destructive meltdowns.

Luke: *Playing Minecraft* Die n00bs!
{GAME LAGS}
Luke: FUCK! SHIT! FUCKIN LAG! AHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT DO I DO?!?! *cries hysterically before having a seizure and dying*.

No one attended his funeral.

by SlutVista September 26, 2014