lacoste

Lacoste is the perfection of the polo shirt. Lacoste started in 1933 and designed by Rene lacoste, who was looking for a lightwieght breathable feel while playing tennis. A few years later lacoste moved to that states and started mass prodcution world wide. Each lacoste shirt is individual, each shirt has 15.5 miles of super fine cotton. The first step of each shirt starts in the cotton field. Only the worlds strongest and most flexable cottons are chosen and used in the shirts. The polo's go through rigerous testing, and each have there own dying tank, and the dying process can take up to 13 hours, of perfectionlly dying each shirt, as to elminate any color fading, so each shirt you get has a rich, vibrant color.

I just got a lacoste polo jersey knit

by Matt_pimp September 19, 2005

Lactobacillus

was a Roman nobleman in 71BC. He was present in the Third Servile War where Spartacus the gladiator led an uprising against the Holy Roman State. As a child, he despised gladiator fights even to such point of declaring it publicly. When the uprising spread to his small farming bordering the Alps, he was able to persuade the rebels to leave their people be. His success did not spread in the Empire, but words of his deeds were carried by the escaped rebels and into lands surrounding Rome.

Lactobacillus: Ventri, my friend, are you okay?
Ventri: I am okay... Everyday okay.
(Words exchanged between Lactobacillus and his good friend Venti just after the rebels left their town unscathed.)

by Lora Tamil June 30, 2017

lacoteen

To repeatedly touch a wet nose of a dog

I touched lacoteen!!!

by philospherrrrr April 1, 2022

LaCoste Effect

(2004) Synonym with white flight. Literally, an unorganized movement of white 16-22 year olds away from the old Abercrombie staple to once again, recapture a sense of patrician exclusivity characteristic of many American whites.

The LaCoste Effect increases as the frequency of non-white Abercombie- wearers increase.

by Tirade June 2, 2004

Lafob

Stands for LA Face with an Oakland Booty: LAFOB ala Sir Mix-a-lot song "I Like Big Butts".

Refers to a girl with a pretty face and a marvelous shapely ass.

Guy 1: Did you see that girl with the pretty face?
Guy 2: Yeah and she had the best ass I've seen in a while!
Guy 1: Yeah, she's a Lafob fo' sho'

by altocomico November 28, 2009

Lagobia

A fear of the singer Lady Gaga

Person 1: Man, I think I have lagobia
Person 2: Man...

by clivendon June 30, 2009

lacoste

The preppiest kind of collared shirt around, with a crocodile on the left side, retailing for about $72. And if you got it for less than $72, it's a fake.

Note: It's tacky to pop the collar on a Lacoste. A polo, definitely, but not a Lacoste. It's simply putting emphasis on the fact that you paid 72 bucks for it.

Friend: WHOA! She's wearing a Lacoste...
Me: Ugh, the collar's popped.
Friend: Isn't that what you're supposed to - ?
Me: NO! IT'S TACKY, BITCH!

by LPrepster October 2, 2005