Kwanza'd

to be PWND, brutally killed, completely obliterated

Halo announcer: Head Shot- sniper spree
Sniper: That noob just got Kwanza'd!
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Fallout 3 Blowing up Megaton. Megaton just got Kwanza'd

by JewishPope January 27, 2009

Kwanzañera

An invented holiday that celebrates when a young urbanite has her first child. Generally coincides with her 15th birthday

Due to promiscuous behavior, lack of morals and unprotected sex, more girls celebrated their Kwanzañera at MLK Jr high than attended the homecoming game.

by Juan Outtamany November 23, 2013

Kwanzian Jew

Person who celebrates Kwanzaa while also being half Jewish.

Shelby annually celebrates Kwanzaa and Hanukkah because she is a Kwanzian Jew.

Jennifer is a half Kwanzian Jew.

by shelbs012 March 31, 2010

KwanZa

Kwanza is the name of the main river of Angola, originating from one of Angola's many dialects. It has also become the name of the Angolan currency.

- How much does this fruit cost?
- Two...
- Two what? Two Kwanzas?
- No, two million Kwanzas!....

by flyingdutchman November 12, 2003

Jubilant Kwanza

A phrase to use during the time of Kwanza.

Happy is taken by Chanuka.
Merry is taken by Christmas.

Therefore, Jubilant Kwanza has been coined by me.

Jubilant Kwanza!

Have a Jubilant Kwanza, my brother!

I wish you a Jubilant Kwanza!

by Jackson Chau December 9, 2008

kwanza

(1) the basic unit of money in Angola
(2) common misspelling of the "holiday", Kwanzaa

...and how much is that worth in kwanzas?

by maelstr0m_X1 December 25, 2004

Jubilant Kwanza

A phrase to use during the time of Kwanza.

Happy is taken by Chanuka.
Merry is taken by Christmas.

Therefore, Jubilant Kwanza has been coined by me.

Jubilant Kwanza!

Have a Jubilant Kwanza, my brother!

I wish you a Jubilant Kwanza!

by Jackson Chau December 12, 2008