kungfujared

The Hottest man alive. The pinnacle of sexiness.

He is sexy, but he is no KungFuJared.

by KungFuJared admirer February 4, 2004

Angry Kungfu Man

While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, then you trow some long hair against her nose and you will have a Angry Kungfu Man}

just do the angry kungfu man!!

by THMRY December 20, 2008

KungFuManchu(er)

One who would stab people in the back and not do what he had sworn to. It would be ok to stop, had he given official word. A breaker of un-written contracts.

That KungFuManchu didn't post the member update!

by DCCB June 11, 2006

KungFuManchu(er)

To have KungfuManchu is to suffer from Crotch Rats.

Man Pookey over there got a bad case of KungFuManchu!

by the King June 11, 2006

kungfupow2

better known as big daddy p or big papi

kungfupow2 is the bomb

by kungfupow2 March 14, 2010

kunfunziling

To collaborate on a game with a non player.

To watch your male friend give her the D

Quit kunfunziling guys, this is a two player game.

Dude I was kunfunziling with Bob and his GF.

by oh dhhvf dhhvf h January 13, 2014

kuntfood

A flawless huge breasted milf whom chooses to force younger males to lick her pussy until they're suffocating in sweet slit slime...

Oh I became Kuntfood because I made him eat my yummy pussy till he drown in my sugary slit slime the sexy Sammy last poured from the delicious tasting pussy

by Svoboda69luv October 26, 2017