Kronked

in inevitable danger

If I mess up even one card in this tower I'm kronked

by Next2us April 18, 2024

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Getting Kronk

(Verb) When you get really fucked up drunk and/or stoned to the point where you pull all the wrong levers and speak in Squirrel.

eg.
"Thish Tequila got me squeaken Kronked. " *pulls wrong lever*

Bruh I got paid n we getting KRONK tonight!

You mean crunk?
Nah bruh, KRONK. You ain't drunk enough til you speak in squirrel.

by Flexamis May 8, 2022

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kronk

when you get so high you aren’t in your body and can’t feel your mouth.

guys i’m so kronk right now i can’t feel my lips and these aren’t my legs.

by crustydiscarge69 February 16, 2021

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Kronking

Going fucking nuts

"hey man, we kronking tonight at Amy's party"
"hell yea bro!"

by kronked April 18, 2019

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Kronks

To describe something as very bad , a bit ‘off’ and poorly. Just fucking shite tbh , u don’t want anything to be kronks but sometimes that’s life

That exam was absolute KRONKS - the exam didn’t go too well

by KRONKSINNIT July 6, 2018

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Kronk

Kronk, masturbating and jacking someone else of the same gender off at the same time while shitting yourself and forcing the other person to eat your shit at the same time.

“Dude what’d you do last night?”

“Performed the holy Kronk with a homie”

by Kronkrr April 12, 2020

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