Kronking

Going fucking nuts

"hey man, we kronking tonight at Amy's party"
"hell yea bro!"

by kronked April 18, 2019

Kronk

From The Emperor's New Groove character, Kronk, something that makes you confused.
Can also means confusion or the act of being too confused that makes you be done with life.

¡Me esta kronkeando esta tarea!
Me kronkeo con esta madre.

by babielle September 30, 2019

Kronk

It's a snack in the Netherlands and it's officially called "kroket". It's a very tasty snack yis yis

Nick: "Do you want bread with kronk?"
Joey: "YIS"
Daan: "I'm Jimmy, but yes I want kronk"
Djordie: "Yes, kenker lakkar"
Laura: "Yes, but what the hell is kronk?!"
Nikita: "Yis yis yis yis, a waps is a weps who can't wops"
Wilders: "More or less kronk"

by bigforhead2000 October 2, 2019

Kronk

Kronk, masturbating and jacking someone else of the same gender off at the same time while shitting yourself and forcing the other person to eat your shit at the same time.

“Dude what’d you do last night?”

“Performed the holy Kronk with a homie”

by Kronkrr April 12, 2020

kronk my bonk

dancing drunk whilst making out

kronk my bonk please

by flame wolf April 21, 2017

Kronk

To hit the minimum word count in an academic paper by constantly repeating the same arguments and details using slightly different phrasing on every repetition.

I only have one page of this five page essay finished so I better go home and kronk it tonight.

by Tullstoy February 23, 2018

Kronk

Definition of the best seat on the bus.

Should we take "kronk" today?

by Viccern March 20, 2018