Kristopher London

A tall basketball youtuber, who is kind of fake tbh.

Kristopher london a capper.

by Mowaffles September 5, 2021

Kiristophile

A person who is attracted to girls who are more than four years younger than themselves. The attraction may be affectionate, passionate, lustful, etc., depending on the individual. Every kiristophile is unique, just like all people. Kiristophilia does not result from immaturity or mental instability. It is merely a magnification of a male's natural desire for younger females. The word comes from the greek roots kiristi, meaning girl, and philos, meaning love.

girllover, paedophile, paedosexual

12-year-old girl:You're handsome.

18-year-old guy:You're cute. You want to hang out at my apartment?
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Mr.Bob:Your daughter is really cute. Is she available?

Mr.Steve:What's wrong with you?! My daughter's nine! Pedophile dirtbag!

Eavesdropper:You'd better stay away from my son!

Mr.Bob:I'm a kiristophile, I only like the girls.

by Wilddwarf April 17, 2009

kristepher

A gay ass man that thinks that he is an athlete. Also he can't even compare to any person named Camren or Cameron.

Eww look at kristepher.

by Hilfiger.yammy May 21, 2018

Khristopher

A guy who likes big gay musicals and goes nye nye nye all day long.

Khristopher stinks

by RAWR123451 June 30, 2011

Kristopher

Proper Noun: The pretentious version of "Christopher", most often seen used by pubescent goths, hipsters and other egocentric failures desperate to make themselves different.

"Dude...you misspelt your name."
"Nah, I changed it to Kristopher."
"You daft sod."

"Kristopher? Bloody hell, your parents really couldn't afford an abortion."

by sub-sonic December 17, 2011

Kristopher Arnold

The sexiest guy around. Probably one of the best actors I know, even if he has a few mental disorders. Very attractive and humorous.

For some reason, despite the fact that he's batshit crazy, girls are attracted to him, and stalk him frequently. They dig the mysterious, lonesome poet actor look, I guess.

Tyler: Kristopher Arnold is fucking tight.

Nate: Yeah, Kris is pretty cool for a backstabbing dick.

by theREALprinceofdarknesss October 16, 2011

Kevin Kristopher Kruise

An imaginary boyfriend made up by a completely insane 15 year old questionably female individual. Kevin is from a family of 6-12 children, all of which are boys, and he has/had an indentical twin brother who commited suicide.

Kevin can also be used as an exclamation when something is completely rediculous or fake.

"That chick's boobs are so fake."
"Yeah, Kevin Kristopher Kruise is realer than those."

by Heidi Brenntmann March 30, 2009