Kristian

A guy that walks into a canteen with 1 coupon and asks for double portion

Kristian asks:
Jel moze 2 komada mesa umjesto povrca?

by KisKill March 15, 2019

Kristian

Kristian is a loving brother who is always there for you if you need him he has the best friends and he's great at soccer he has a great sense of humour but when you puss him off you will usuallyend up in a hospital especially if you rude to any of his siblings or friends

Omg have u seen Kristian he's sooo hot

by Cameron-hayden lober June 1, 2017

Kristian

Kristian... a GIRL who is beautiful and very much talented. Hated by MANY and loved bye MANY! Very much hard to understand. Feels no need of help from anyone, very independent 🤌🏾. Very much MeAn and like to be left alone.. lol! NEVER TELLS YOU A LIE NO MATTER THE OUTCOME, she does not care about your feelings😂... if your hair just isn’t looking right SHE WILL TELL YOU! Someone you can count on to keep her word! A friend who won’t sugar coat anything,WHICH IS BEST FOR YOU! Oh... and hates the word ✨no✨!

Kristian is just that ✨bitch✨

by kdiorrr January 1, 2021

Kristian

A complete utter fucktard. Most likely to shoot up a school, and rape your kids.

Oh no the guy did a Kristian on our school.

by Ktherapy November 8, 2019

Kristian

The biggest goon of them all. Trappin and scrappin. Swagged up to the top and based till the death. Everyone loves him no matter what. He satisfies the ladies and pulls like, Tug-Of-War. No one can come close to being a, "Kristian". He's one of a kind and hard to find, so if you see one around, tell them hello. A "Kristian" is rather social, funny, smart, outgoing, and athletic. Just don't get him confused on bad days, otherwise, you'll be squabbin with him. Don't mess with his Polo Ralph Lauren and you'll be really good friends. All in all, he's the bestestfriend you'll ever meet and someone you want to be around.

Omaigawd it's, Kristian, I'm blessed!

Have you seen his swag?

Have you seen that Ralph Lauren?

He be pullin.

Goon shit.

by Anonymous-K September 15, 2011

Kristian

A beautiful, smart, sexy girl. She loves food and loves music. Sometimes she is sexually but not always. Guys always want her and drool over her. Girls wish they were her. People love her.

Guy #1: Kristian is so fine.
Guy #2: I'd fuck the shit outta her.
Guy #1: No she's mine. Back the hell up
Guy #2: But she's so fine like bro.
Guy #1: I'm gonna fuck the shit outta Kristian tonight

by Password lol December 19, 2016

Kristian

The most loyal, caring, amazing guy in the world. You are really extremely lucky to come across one! The are peng AF, I love the one I'm lucky to have. Never let go of him because they are usually the best people ever! They usually they have a six pack , and guns . I think he's the most loving person I have ever been lucky enough to meet!!

I love Kristian!

by BOO_OF_A_K November 1, 2018