krystal ball

(v, tr.)

Hampering a political candidate's chances of winning an election by circulating compromising old photos of the candidate on the internet. The term is especially applicable to sexually suggestive photos.

The term is based on the 2010 congressional campaign of 28-year-old Virginia businesswoman Krystal Ball, who received negative publicity after photos of her sucking on a Halloween dildo during the 2007 holiday were unearthed.

Student 1: Hahaha. Ben's blog swears he's going to run for Congress in a few years. Quick, let's save some pictures so we can krystal ball him later!

(Student 2 logs onto Facebook and begins to save photos of their "friend").

by Moggraider November 1, 2010

Krystall

A girl that’s been through hell and back but won’t let a soul see it. She keeps up on the ones she loves. Deep down just needs someone to show her just as much love as she’s willing to share herself.

If I ever need someone to talk to I know krystall will be there

by Miagar June 19, 2020

Kristel

Kristel is one of the best people on earth. She’s not the most social or smart person, but she’s still perfect nonetheless. A beautiful and loving person, keep her close to you or you’ll regret it.

Kristel is the number one person.....in the world.

by nobodycares12345 December 6, 2019

William Kristol

A psychopathically stupid Neocon commentator who believes American workers are morally obligated to indefinitely fund speculative killing sprees in shithole deserts they care nothing about and probably couldn’t pronounce or locate on a map. Anyone who disagrees with the “logic” of killing brown people for the New World Order is obviously a terrorist.

The world would be a much smarter and safer place if men like William Kristol were kept away from pens and microphones.

by author July 18, 2006

Kristel

Super gorgeous babe with a ridiculously extreme amount of energy. It's like she is exploding with Vitamin C from every pore! She is also thoughtful, when she thinks of you she will make sure you know about it and feel loved. A Kristel is a good friend.

Kristel: "How are you?! I've been thinking about you. I hope you have had an awesomely fantastic week!"

Friend: "I'm good thanks, just busy with work and stuff."

Kristel: "Oh, that's so awesome! It's so good to see you. I can't WAIT to catch up with you. You are fantastic! Love you!"

Friend: *feels warm fuzzies*

by Quinnator October 6, 2010

Krystalin

She is funny and extremely energetic. She does what she wants they way she wants it done. She is smart, sexy, ambitious and loves to travel. She will be your best friend or your worst enemy, its up to you and how you treat her. She will be loyal to her lover/mate and will bless them with a happy home. She is fearless when it comes to family and will go to the ends of the earth to help them.

Krystalin is a dynamic person and everyone who knows her knows she is the best.

by sexck December 28, 2016

Krystalynn

She's absolutely freaking amazing! She is incredibly kind, loyal, trustworthy, and clever. Shes a blackbear, gnash, eden, pierce the veil loving mofo 😂 She'll always be there for you and she'll never turn a cold shoulder. She's the greatest friend you could ever have so keep her close! Shes stunningly beautiful and slays life itself. Get you a Krystalynn, you wont regret it.

"oh look its Krystalynn"

"damnnn im so jealous! look at her!"

"ikr?! shes a true jem"

by blckbrtumblrgrl January 20, 2017