kruz is a chilled guy. Most people with the name r probs spanish or mexican (sometimes Australian). He be a gud boi.
by MADLAD_ May 28, 2019
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ok who the fuck wrote that? Kristin Kreuk is the most friggin awesomely hottinger fuckin superbabeliciously awesomeful rockingly superbing finest boobalicious id-tap-that-ass-ly amazing fuck toy ever created. and wtf is up with clark? he should hurry up and fuck her. i mean he should just go superspeed, rip her clothes off, bang her like a horny dog, and then get the hell out of there. now THAT would be and interesting episode, trying to watch lana figure out what the hell just happened to her. owings mills and USA are fun to read about. wootle.
ok who the fuck wrote that? Kristin Kreuk is the most friggin awesomely hottinger fuckin superbabeliciously awesomeful rockingly superbing finest boobalicious id-tap-that-ass-ly amazing fuck toy ever created. and wtf is up with clark? he should hurry up and fuck her. i mean he should just go superspeed, rip her clothes off, bang her like a horny dog, and then get the hell out of there. now THAT would be and interesting episode, trying to watch lana figure out what the hell just happened to her. owings mills and USA are fun to read about. wootle.
by Add is on FIRE May 6, 2005
Get the kristin kreuk mug.A sexual technique where one finds their partner sleeping and proceeds to ejaculate into their open hand. Once this is complete, you tickle the sleeping partners nose, causing them to smash the fresh ejaculate into their face.
This technique can be peppered with a catchphrase like:
I got you in your dreams!
or
1-2 I just came on you.
This technique can be peppered with a catchphrase like:
I got you in your dreams!
or
1-2 I just came on you.
Jacqueline passed out early last night so I gave her The Freddy Kreuger. Then I was like, 1-2 I just came on you.
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