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What would Kratos do?

Derived from the Christian slogan 'What would Jesus do?'.

Instead refers to what choice Kratos from God of War would make to solve his problem.

i.e. Kill in the most violent way possible

Reasons why this is much more realistic are Kratos doesn't:
Turn water into wine,

Feed 5000 people,

Cure blindness or leprosy

Walk on water.
He kills his problems with his hands.
Guy: Zack stole my wife! What would Kratos do?!

Guy 2: Probably rip off his head

Guy: Yeah!
by Riot_man April 26, 2010
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Katushka

Girl that is crazy and weird and isn't afraid to show it.Shes smart,beautiful,funny,thoughtful of others and she is REAL.She doesn't fall in love too easily, but she has guys around her. She is a very caring, outgoing girl. You can always trust her with anything. If you have a Katushka in your life, you are really lucky. :D
Look at Katushka !
Katushka is so funny!
You can always trust Katushka
by rare girl December 20, 2012
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Kratom

Basically, Kratom (or Mitragyna speciosa) is an amazing plant that remains legal because of its lack of publicity, toxicity and medicinal uses in rehab. This is an amazing legal high that is very similar to opiates and can even considered an opiod. As much euphoria as this plant can produce, at larger doses, It is less addicting than codeine regarding cravings and withdrawl, but of course that doesn't at all mean do it everyday.

If this plant is used wisely and in moderation it can give you many different effects within 2-3 hours starting with stimulation and gradually changing into an opiate high with very minimal withdrawls. Of course wisely refers to dosage which is usually between 5-14 grams depending on how much of a tolerance you have to opiods. A little more might cause unpleasent side effects that might ruin the experience, most common being nausea.

The standardized powdered leaf (best imo is bali) is the most common method and can be mixed with hot water to make a tea or just mixed with a type of juice can okay, whatever helps get it down. There are also resins and extracts, its all about preference, i know people who have gotten effects from smoking, but usually you get close to none. People that really despise the taste buy empty gel-capsules and fill them up with the powder. This powder is very bitter, but bearable and the warm fuzzy feeling definitley makes up for it.

Again, be wise! don't bring attention to it, always use moderation. please dont fuck it up for the rest of us. oh and im really baked right now so if any of this didnnt make sense, u kno.
S: Yo man you wanna meet up a block away from school around 7:30?

E: Fuck yeah man just like last monday. I've got 23 g's which is plenty for both of us, just bring a couple water bottles.

S: shitt.. gotta love that kratom
by Stoned arab March 12, 2008
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krakus

A Krakus is a creature that looks like a giant praying mantis. It feasts on humans and when it eats one, embers rain from the sky in a somewhat festive manner. The Krakus can be heard from miles around, and possesses an unmistakable call. "REAAAAAAAAAWWHHHHHHHH" They usually come out during the night, and live above the clouds, flying, and never resting.
Look out! It's a Krakus! "REAAAAWWHH!"
by Ryan Fiske May 15, 2008
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Katua

Katua, also spelled as "Katue" or "Katmulle" is a religious slur primarily directed at muslims of South Asia (Pakistan, India and Bangladesh) indicating their darker skin tone which stems from their ancestors being lower caste converts. Can often be found ancestry forging by claiming to be Arab, Turkish, Persian, Afghan or Central Asian.

However in recent times, just like the N-word in America, many muslims of Pakistan have started to reclaim the slur and use it with pride and proudly identify as Katua.
Abdool: Hey Ackhmed, what do you think about being called a Katua?

Ackhmed: I don't see anything wrong with it, I am a pasmandu muslim and I'm proud to be a Katua.
by HateSpeechPreacher May 20, 2023
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katush

It is a very cute butt!
I never noticed until the other night, but Sara has a very nice katush!
by Sara GAGEN May 17, 2006
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Kratos

1. Kratos-The main character from God Of War. One fucked up motherfucker. In only two games, excluding God Of War: Chains of Olympus, he has completely butchered Greek mythology. He slaughtered Ares, beheaded Medusa, impaled Perseus, murdered Athena, sent Icarus to Hades (after ripping his wings off), and even destroyed the Sisters of Fate themselves! He found Pandora's box and even changed his own fate! Only mess with this guy if you're aroused by the thought of being butchered into finely sliced pieces of human within the blink of an eye. In league with Chuck Norris.
2. Kratos-To Kratos. To Kratos someone is to hammer the living fuck out of them. Other terms to use in place of Kratos would be: Destroy, Eradicate, Annihilate, Wipe Out Of Existence, or Beat The Living Shit Out Of.
Ignorant Person: Man, Kratos sucks dick, he blows.
Kratos: Ahem?
Ignorant Person: Go suck a cock.
Kratos: (pulls out the Barbarian Hammer) We'll see about that.

Johnny: It was horrible. Chuck Norris just came up and Kratos'd the guy. All that was left was a dismembered pinky and some shit stained briefs.
by Thrasher13 January 4, 2010
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