1. Kratos-The main character from God Of War. One fucked up motherfucker. In only two games, excluding God Of War: Chains of Olympus, he has completely butchered Greek mythology. He slaughtered Ares, beheaded Medusa, impaled Perseus, murdered Athena, sent Icarus to Hades (after ripping his wings off), and even destroyed the Sisters of Fate themselves! He found Pandora's box and even changed his own fate! Only mess with this guy if you're aroused by the thought of being butchered into finely sliced pieces of human within the blink of an eye. In league with Chuck Norris.
2. Kratos-To Kratos. To Kratos someone is to hammer the living fuck out of them. Other terms to use in place of Kratos would be: Destroy, Eradicate, Annihilate, Wipe Out Of Existence, or Beat The Living Shit Out Of.
2. Kratos-To Kratos. To Kratos someone is to hammer the living fuck out of them. Other terms to use in place of Kratos would be: Destroy, Eradicate, Annihilate, Wipe Out Of Existence, or Beat The Living Shit Out Of.
Ignorant Person: Man, Kratos sucks dick, he blows.
Kratos: Ahem?
Ignorant Person: Go suck a cock.
Kratos: (pulls out the Barbarian Hammer) We'll see about that.
Johnny: It was horrible. Chuck Norris just came up and Kratos'd the guy. All that was left was a dismembered pinky and some shit stained briefs.
Kratos: Ahem?
Ignorant Person: Go suck a cock.
Kratos: (pulls out the Barbarian Hammer) We'll see about that.
Johnny: It was horrible. Chuck Norris just came up and Kratos'd the guy. All that was left was a dismembered pinky and some shit stained briefs.
by Thrasher13 January 4, 2010
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Ancient God 1: Hey did you hear about Steve and his girlfriend last night?
Ancient God 2: Yeah! I heard he got off in like 2 sec-AGHH!
*Both Gods were murdered by Steve due to his Kratos Complex*
Ancient God 2: Yeah! I heard he got off in like 2 sec-AGHH!
*Both Gods were murdered by Steve due to his Kratos Complex*
by Lank11 July 22, 2011
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he was a spartan soldier then he became an ares hitman kinda then he killed ares and became a god then he fucked aphrodite and then he died? its an enigma
Kratos has premature ejaculation he lasts 10 seconds til he ejaculates in GOW 1 2 and in god of war 3 he lasts like 20 minutes
he still kicks ass
he was a spartan soldier then he became an ares hitman kinda then he killed ares and became a god then he fucked aphrodite and then he died? its an enigma
Kratos has premature ejaculation he lasts 10 seconds til he ejaculates in GOW 1 2 and in god of war 3 he lasts like 20 minutes
he still kicks ass
Aphrodite:Kratos Fuck me!
Kratos: Im To Busy To Do That
Aphrodite:We can go ass to mouth
Kratos:Then Yeah!
Kratos: Im To Busy To Do That
Aphrodite:We can go ass to mouth
Kratos:Then Yeah!
by Mr.Douche March 30, 2010
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We were at the beach today and there were so many hot girls. Man we were kratting so hard.
That guy is a master kratsman.
You have won the KOTY (Kratsman of the year) award.
I'm kratting so hard it's kratastic.
That guy is a master kratsman.
You have won the KOTY (Kratsman of the year) award.
I'm kratting so hard it's kratastic.
by DT CEO July 8, 2012
Get the Kratting mug.Something said by fan-boy wannabes who want to up their manly points by insinuating they are anything like a super human god machine. Often said to silence and redirect an arguement that is not going according to plan.
You can count on these individuals to randomly strike poses while flexing, trying to intimidate you with unmasculine voices, and in some cases, to grow a goatee.
You can count on these individuals to randomly strike poses while flexing, trying to intimidate you with unmasculine voices, and in some cases, to grow a goatee.
by TheOneAndOnlyAVENGER April 30, 2010
Get the I am Kratos! mug.Probably the most badass character in all of video game history. In his first game, God of War, he is sent to dethrone Ares, the god of war, hence the game's title. Along his journey he kicks major ass in epic levels and solves ball-busting puzzles. With the help of Pandora's Box he kicks the shit out of Ares and becomes the new God of War. That is where his second adventure starts from.
by justblaze216 November 26, 2007
Get the Kratos mug.Kratom refers to the plant Mitragyna speciosa Korth., a tree indigenous to Thailand; it is mostly grown in the central and southern regions of the country, and only rarely in the north.
The effects of Mitragyna speciosa are described as being a combination of both stimulation and sedation. The stimulatory effects may be shorter in duration than the sedation effect, coming on faster and fading sooner. Kind of like an opiate high.
The effects of Mitragyna speciosa are described as being a combination of both stimulation and sedation. The stimulatory effects may be shorter in duration than the sedation effect, coming on faster and fading sooner. Kind of like an opiate high.
by Ethnobotanicalist November 14, 2004
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