Krispi the Circus Clown

A perverted circus creature that comes to life in the night in your bedroom. See also pervert, murderer, pedafile, voyeur, and rapist

1. Hello!!!! This is Krispi the Circus Clown!!!!! Sleep with one eye open!!! Huhuh!

2. Krispi lives by the motto, "Minimum clothing, for maximum fun!!!! Huhuh!"

by Krispi September 8, 2006

kraskit

Any rude, loud mouthed, obnoxious, bad smelling, ignorant, deranged, racist, insane, freaky, bigoted, mean, stupid, scary, dumb, moronic, retarded person or a Collingwood supporter.

Alternatively it can be used when one of your very good friends (or someone you like) does something endearingly silly or stupid.

1. Did you see that kraskity kraskit sitting on the train next to me? Man she was weird!

2. That woman used so much fake tan she was orange, talk about being kraskitalicious.

3. Oh Sarah, why did you ask me how to spell orange? You're such a kraskit!!

by Medallion April 18, 2008

krastic

Hella bad, wack, intense, gnarly.

However, when relating to musical or athletic events, or members of the opposite sex connotations are positive.

Yo you see that nooty bift down the street? Did you see her grill? Boofendaw, that shit was krastic.

I got stung on my nipple and my dickhead. Shit was krastic.

A: Hello friend. Did you enjoy the Portland Symphony's performance last night?
B: Hell yeah mother fucker! Beethoven's Op. 23 was so krastic! Damn I wanna hear that shit again.

by enemyrobertsmith August 30, 2009

Krampi

Krampi: plural form of Krampus

For fat kids one Krampus isn't enough, that is why the Krampi brothers kidnap fat children.

by Yung' Dickky June 28, 2017

Kosby Krispies

A Tasty Sedative Approved by Your very own William Cosby

Hey ladies! Tired of Boring old poptarts! Well Kosby Krispies will do the dick... I MEAN Trick sry typo

by ulunga November 8, 2018

john krasinski

dilf. literally the hottest grown man on the planet. like bro. he’d still be a dilf even if he was my actual father

me asf: john krasinski could literally wreck me

my smart friend: yo asf😍🤘

by charleystarr2025 July 26, 2021

Krispie Tits

When you are with a girl who has fake boobs but the implants have lost their fluid, therefore leaving the bag an empty shell inside of her chest. When you grab the breasts all you hear is the sound ""snap crackle pop"

"That damn water bra gave the illusion of big full breasts but when i got it off all i felt was those damn krispie tits"

by The Balloon Nazis September 19, 2009