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kazakhstan by john ladder September 10, 2007
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Kazakstan by ronald hump February 23, 2018
Koalastan
The country formerly known as Australia, but now known as the Un-Democratic People's Republic of Koalastan. So renamed due to the government's year long campaign to unlawfully* block citizens, leaving from or returning to, the now permanently globally socially-distanced island. For citizens currently stuck in India it's even worse as Australian citizens will receive up to 5 years in jail for even attempting to return to Koalastan.
*Unlawful as defined by the UN human rights committee’s demand that Australia stop blocking its own citizens from returning.
*Unlawful as defined by the UN human rights committee’s demand that Australia stop blocking its own citizens from returning.
Australian Citizen: I've been stuck overseas for a year and can't get back home to Australia to see my family
Koalastan Government: While you were gone we renamed the country Koalastan and shut the border, you can go get fucked
Australian Citizen: But you let in Zac Efron, Mark Wahlberg, Matt Damon, Julia Roberts, Chris Pratt, Idris Elba, Natalie Portman, Awkwafina, Ed Sheeran, Jane Seymour, Melissa McCarthy, Michelle Ye, Paul Mescal, Rita Ora, Ron Howard, Taika Waititi, Tessa Thompson, Tilda Swinton, Tom Hanks, Lord Alan Sugar, even Zac Efron's brother along with all their friends, family and entourages?
Koalastan Government: Well they're famous and you're just some dumb cunt citizen with dying family... don't make me tell you again
Koalastan Citizen: What about me? I need to leave Koalastan to go overseas to look after my sick old-age parents
Koalastan Government: Yeah, nah, you can go get fucked too cunt
Koalastan Government: While you were gone we renamed the country Koalastan and shut the border, you can go get fucked
Australian Citizen: But you let in Zac Efron, Mark Wahlberg, Matt Damon, Julia Roberts, Chris Pratt, Idris Elba, Natalie Portman, Awkwafina, Ed Sheeran, Jane Seymour, Melissa McCarthy, Michelle Ye, Paul Mescal, Rita Ora, Ron Howard, Taika Waititi, Tessa Thompson, Tilda Swinton, Tom Hanks, Lord Alan Sugar, even Zac Efron's brother along with all their friends, family and entourages?
Koalastan Government: Well they're famous and you're just some dumb cunt citizen with dying family... don't make me tell you again
Koalastan Citizen: What about me? I need to leave Koalastan to go overseas to look after my sick old-age parents
Koalastan Government: Yeah, nah, you can go get fucked too cunt
Kazakhstanian insert
The act of doing a triple backflip with a twist and accidentally landing your shlong inside the anus of a homeless man.
Guy 1: dude I got so drunk last night I think I did a kazakhstanian insert.
Guy 2:I know. I was the hobo
Guy 2:I know. I was the hobo
Kazakhstanian insert by Zeroisbeyond September 24, 2022
Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist
Originating from Kazakhstan, it is the event in which you use the tail of a chameleon and shove it the fuck down your friend's throat. This is fucking awesome (fuck yeah). Fuck yeah.
Ja Morant: Hey it's me Ja Morant from that one basketball
Zacharius: Hey Ja Morant from basketballing, do you want to do the Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist with me, Ja Morant?
Ja Morant: Yeah I would love to do the Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist with you, Ja Morant here.
Chameleon: I am pumped to be doing the Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist with Ja Morant and Zacharius soon.
Zacharius: Hey Ja Morant from basketballing, do you want to do the Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist with me, Ja Morant?
Ja Morant: Yeah I would love to do the Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist with you, Ja Morant here.
Chameleon: I am pumped to be doing the Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist with Ja Morant and Zacharius soon.
Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist by The New Jersey Times February 1, 2023
Kazakhstan
A Shit hole country located between Russia and Iran.
Big Country,A lot of deserts. Basically spreads all along Central Eurasia. 9th Largest Country in the world. Got free from USSR in 1990. They have a constitutional government where the presidents acts as the head of the state and commander in chief. It is poor country whose population decreases yearly.
Big Country,A lot of deserts. Basically spreads all along Central Eurasia. 9th Largest Country in the world. Got free from USSR in 1990. They have a constitutional government where the presidents acts as the head of the state and commander in chief. It is poor country whose population decreases yearly.
In Sopranos season 1-2,Tony Soprano had a mistress from Kazakhstan. Borat's character is from Kazakhstan.
Kazakhstan by Ryan O Reilly November 11, 2007