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konstantcall

a call to someone you know in which you sing Something Corporate's "Konstantine" to them, often changing the words to suit their name, personality, and relationship with you. For Instance: My Stephanie came walking to my school and all that I could do was say she
was
so
cool

Best "konstantcalls" are usually voicemails.
"Damn, that was the worst konstantcall I've ever made"

"Dude, it's pretty much your turn to konstantcall because I did it to Ryan yesterday"
by emma faye May 8, 2005
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konstantine

The girl is the pretty little dream that hurts the most
spin around me like a dream we played out on this movie screen
by Cally February 29, 2004
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Konstantine

1) Song by Something Corporate. "Konstantine" in this song refers to the lead singer, Andrew McMahon's, ex-girlfriend, Krystal.

2) Term that roughly means the person you truly love. This meaning of the word was popularised by the above-mentioned song.

3) Someone or something that is seen as a 'constant'. This meaning of the word was popularised by the above-mentioned song.

4) Misspelling of Constantine, first ruler of the Roman empire to embrace Christianity.

5) Misspelling of the name of the movie Constantine.
1) I listened to Konstantine again this morning.

2) She'll always be my Konstantine.

3) That's my konstantine.

4) Konstantine was a powerful man.

5) Konstantine is a cool movie!
by KK3945 February 15, 2009
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Koontang

exactly the same as poontang, just applied to sexy black ladies.
mmm...i'd love to munch Rhianna's koontang.
by what_a_twat February 20, 2011
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Koontzing Out

-transitive verb

The act of simultaneously taking offense, complaining, and arguing aggressively about subjects that have little to no consequence on real life affairs. "Koontzing out" will continue whether attention is given or not, effects multiplied astronomically when mixed with alcohol.
"Dude, you hit my Macbook, with a packet of fire sauce that did absolutely no damage, do you know how much this thing co--"

"Dude. Dude. DUDE. You're Koontzing out right now. Stop. Stop. HEY. STOP." *leaves room*
by Thadeus Cook February 24, 2011
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Konstin

He is a very smart person and very talented. It's just a matter of whether he chooses it to put it to use. He is a caring soul but there is also a whole other side of him. He can be very funny or very serious.
"That's Konstin! He's so funny and talented!"
by My defitnitiins November 22, 2021
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Konstance

Beautiful lady always lazy but can laugh het heart out has a great boyfriend and is one of a kind.
When I need help she always there that am true Konstance
by Kfhvhvjfis February 2, 2019
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