koala head

Name given to someone with a head which is exactly the same shape as a koala's head. Usually only fat bald security guards can achieve this interspecific resemblance. The effect can be heightened if the koala-headed person has his hair cut in the Pork Scotch style.

Why has someone brought a koala to the braaivleis?

They haven't. What you're looking at is the Porky Scotcher. The ugly bastard has a koala head.

by Benny Twadge August 2, 2009

kogal

Also "Ko-gal" or "Kogyaru." Japanese term for a "bad girl" or "girl with attitude." These girls are sometimes girls who act a bit rebellious, dress different, or do other things to try to stand out and go against society in some ways. Often, kogals are girls who seem to have no priorities other than the latest high-class fashions, buying expensive clothing and accesories, and talking on their keitai. Some Ko-gals also have a reputation for being easy or slutty, especially those connected to enjokosai. Also "Ganguro Kogal" (see Kogal). "Tanned" girls who tan their skin to give themselves a darker look. Tanning ranges in degree from a bit of a tan color to their skin, to almost freakish levels of unnatural looking dark skin (usually more associated with yamanbas). Tanned skin seems unnatural for Japanese people, so even a bit of a tan usually stands out. Ganguro Ko-gals are usually girls with fashion interests cheaper than your usual basic kogal, but fashion that is far more outrageous and unusual. Their fashion often seems to resemble the "beach" look, and you will often see such a girl with blonde hair - either dyed or by means of a wig (usually the latter if the hair looks rather fancy). They also are known to wear shoes that have VERY large soles on them (which provide ample amouts of humor for those watching said girls when their big shoes cause them balance problems). Ganguro are also connected to the dance style Parapara. From my experience, a lot of Japanese people found ganguro gals totally stupid, and me a bit stupid as well for liking them.

I thought most Japanese had no fashion sense... then I saw a kogal.

by conception May 4, 2004

Koalaballs

Another way of saying amazeballs but for people who are perhaps animal lovers or just want to be original.

Person 1: Did you see that TV Show the other night?
Person 2: Yeah that was koalaballs.

by IHeartTW November 18, 2011

Kokanuckle

The act of hitting a fist bump with an open palm, a mix of a high five and a 'pound'.

Popularized by Glacier & Fresh, two potential rangers for the new Kokanee beer adds.

Example- You and your budds are swimming in a secluded river with a cooler of beer, when a troupe of russian female gymnists arrive wearing skimmpy ueropean two peices and looking to have a wild last night in Canada *winkwink* - Worthy of the Kokanuckle (half fist bump, half high five)

by ThatGuyAtThatPartyThatOneTime August 31, 2011

Kokolet

A kokolet is a fine woman with curves in the right places.

Another way to describe a sexy woman.

Made popular by Nigerian musician DBANJ. In his songs, he refers to the nice looking ladies as Kokolets and himself as the koko-master. His pickup game and playa skills he refers to as 'DiKoko' and he's so good since has a degree in 'womanology' and has studied the 'woman physionomy' all women fall for him.

A pick up line that has been popularized by DBanj amongst Nigerians and Ghanains youngsters is 'Make I yan u dikoko'.

From Song "WHY ME" by DBanj:
Story line: He had a one-night stand with a girl (kokolet) and she loved his love making (his koko) and now she wants to go steady, have his babies etc.

Verse 2 - for more, check youtube.

'Like that wasnt enough,
wanted to take me home to her mum,
when I got some kokolets at the mall,
I said just to leave me alone,
why me, yes, yes, yes, why me,
tell the truth now dont lie to me,
you said you wanted to get grimy,
now you want to come tie me,
you don see mugu, you don see mugu,
dis doesnt feel too good, dis doesnt feel too good,
I no do, gimme my space, I no want, commot for my face
I say no, abi u dey craze, dis tin don dey turn to disgrace
She wouldnt leave me alone, always calling my phone
File ASHI NO BI!
She said she wanted to be mine,
that my koko drives her wild - so tell me why me?
but it was a one-night stand, baby dont you understand
so tell me why me? why me? try me? dont try me?'

by Ose January 24, 2007

Wooden Koala

A dildo that is highly popular in Australia, mainly amongst the aborigines. The whole dildo is carved out of eucalyptus wood, the tree that koalas get their food from. The shaft is similar to a didgeridoo and the head is shaped like a koala, hence the name, Wooden Koala.

Australian #1: G'day mate, how was your night?
Australian #2: It was great, I used a Wooden Koala on my bunghole. Now I can barely walk!

by AbidWoodenKoalaUser April 2, 2010

Kakalak

(kak ' a lak) n. Colloq. Carolina 1. an endearment of the Carolinas, especially by people raised in the area who have moved elsewhere. Conveys a tongue-in- cheek quality, a willingness to laugh at oneself and one's origins, while still remaining proud and affectionate towards them.

I was born in North Kakalak and raised in South Kakalak.

by Beth Cagle Burt July 30, 2006