Kojacking

noun. The act of shaving off all hair on the head, similarly to the TV character Kojak, to conceal male pattern baldness.

"He was starting to lose hair, so he had himself a Kojacking."

"Kojacking; the new comb-over"

by Forsyth Blythe-Smythe I April 19, 2014

Koojana

Koojana is a very clingy person. Once you've said hi, she'll think your are best friends. Once she has a crush on you it's over. she will stalk you to death. However she is very cultivated, reads a lot and is open to talk about anything. She is funny but easily exaggerates everything.

you koojana-ing me

by iamagossipbitch February 7, 2018

Konjarski

The best looking Macedonian at ECI

Rumman: Who you asking to prom?
Cam: The Macedonian sex symbol of course! KONJARSKI!

by Rummeo March 5, 2018

Kobjab

The coolest of kobs

Have you met Kobjab
No, he is too cool

by SURLAW OCYHZ February 18, 2021

kolja

He is the sigma lord.

Wow he really is a kolja

by Smellynoob123 November 29, 2021

Kolja Goldstein

The Pablo Escobar of Germany. One of the realest gangster rappers in Germany.

All my friends are nervous, because one of my friend, dissolved one of his friends in acid.

- Kolja Goldstein Terminal

by rickybbbb March 30, 2022

Kojak

A new series on USA that could of been a quality series, but is unfortunately nothing more than a "PC" (politically correct remake.

USA miscalculated severely with the new "PC" Kojak!

by Piranha March 25, 2005