kopite

Someone who fabricates historical events especially regarding numbers and dates

Johnny poor Stalin essay rendered him a Kopite in the eyes of his teacher

by Quint April 8, 2003

kopite

One who wears Liverpool hat, Liverpool scarf, Liverpool badges, Liverpool replica jersey, waves Liverpool flag but couldn't name ten Liverpool players or point out Anfield on a map!

Look at that twat with all the replica gear on, he must be a kopite.

by Geffmeister September 29, 2006

kopite

Scandinavian football fan, best known for limited capacity to use brain, despite having a huge cranium. Also known for leaving a faint whiff of anal discharge behind them.

I would have entrusted him with making the toast, but he was a Kopite.

by Leopold Roby April 8, 2003

Koji

A person who will listen to you even when time are tough. They will judge themselves on small stuff and are sometimes hard on themselves. Out in public people will think they are introverted and hate everyone. Most people will judge them without getting to know them. They are also a perv almost all the time. At night they are loving and caring and a completely different person. They want affection and to be love by someone. They will be real with you and not fake.

Tammy: Have you seen Koji? I bet he doesn't care about anyone but himself.
Tarry: I have some messages that would beg to differ.

by Bakergirl4life May 28, 2018

Koji-Kin

A mold spore most commonly used in the making of a Japanese drink known as Sake.

Go pick up some Koji-Kin at the store, I'm having a party next week!

by ShroomFace September 14, 2011

Kojimaing

Kojimaing is a process named after Hideo Kojima, creator of the Metal Gear series and other cult hits such as Snatcher. If you visit his twitter account, you'll see he has posted pictures of every meal he has eaten since his acquisition of a smart phone. Thus, Kojimaing is the act of sending pictures of your food to friends, or posting it to social media.

Ever since Jeff went to India, he's been Kojimaing me pictures of every meal he's eaten!

by Diabrettic July 9, 2012

kopite

Full of shite

David Neve is full of shite, a typical kopite.

by Anonymous April 8, 2003