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Kalton

Krazy male red headed teenager who loves a good video game. He is always with the ladies. Has girlfriends all the time. Some would even call him a player, but he has that inside drive to find the right woman and keep her. He has a good smile. He is also a man that is dedicated to sports and his favorite sport teams. He is one who finds that playing for a team that plays together like a team is all that really matters in life.
Person 1"Wow did you see kalton score all them points last night?!!"
Person 2"Yeah I did, like 36 right?!"

Person 1 "He is such an amazing person!"

Situation 2
Friend- "Wow kalton way to tear up those zombies"
Kalton- "Yeah, I know I am a mother f@#$in beast!"
by Prospector Knowall January 27, 2013
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Smart boy with a loving heart. Very intelligent. And has amazing potential to become anything he can put his mind to.
Koulton is a sweetheart
by Sasannyy January 26, 2017
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Kolton

Got his IP pulled and swears he'll call the police on the king, and a chad, valtriq.
Kolton is retarded.
by kolton65555 October 13, 2021
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Kolton

Kolton is a word to describe a simp who tries his best to get girls but can’t cuz he has no game. Kolton also is dick to the boys and although he is hawt he still can’t pull.
Look it’s kolton he wants to get my number.ewwwww
by Mike hawk aka Kaleo March 11, 2022
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kolton is one of the best people you will ever meet he’s such a good friend and he’s always there for you whenever you need him you can always talk to him about everything and he’s one of the best people to talk to whenever you don’t have anyone else to talk to a super fun to hang out with and he has such pretty eyes. and overall my favorite person 💗💗
person #1 “ i hate my life!”

person #2 “ get a kolton in your life he will change everything in a good way <3 “
by heyyeaumyea April 24, 2022
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kolton is one of the best people you will ever meet he’s such a good friend and he’s always there for you whenever you need him you can always talk to him about everything and he’s one of the best people to talk to whenever you don’t have anyone else to talk to a super fun to hang out with and he has such pretty eyes. and overall my favorite person 💗💗
person #1 “ i hate my life!”

person #2 “ get a kolton in your life he will change everything in a good way <3 “
by heyyeaumyea April 24, 2022
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Kolton's thigh

Kolton's Thighs. Better Known As The Flab Lords Consist Of Stickmen With High Amounts Of Excess Flesh Under The Waist. The Kolton's Thighs When Touched Of The Slightest It Can Jiggle Intently. It Smells Like Salsa and Vinegar. People Enjoy Worshiping Kolton's Thighs. People With The Extraordinary Disease Enjoy Terrorizing Little Kids At The Park. People Ether Worship Or Cower In Fear When Kolton's Thighs Are In Sight.
Kolton's Thighs are very jiggly and moist.

I love to worship Kolton's Thighs
by Moistjiggle May 28, 2022
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