Knacker Shower

When an Irish gypsy (or Knacker) has no shower facilities and uses excessive amounts of spray deodrant to cover up the smell, whilst creating an even worse one

I was fiercw smelly the morning after that fight and so I had a Knacker Shower John Joe

by Cill-bert March 9, 2009

knacker drinking

When someone over 18 or someone that looks over 18 gets loads of cheap drink for underage irish teenagers, which they drink in the middle of no where until they don't remember what they did and go home either absolutely hammered(much to the dismay of their parents?) or in an ambulance(much to the dismay of their liver).

Sean picks up phone.
Ray: "Aaah, boyz, whats going down today, boss?"
Sean: "Aaah, Dannys going into Tescos to get 40 cans and den going into Aldi to get 10 naggins of Smirnoff so we can go knacker drinking up da trax"
Ray: "Sorted boss, meet you dere in 5 min, boss, boss"
Sean: "Yeah, well sorted, Tomas was in a bad state yesterday"
Ray: "Always is, 12 Dutch Gold is his limit, man, boss"

by Yellow Yellow December 24, 2008

knackers

1. A slang term for 'testicles'.
2. A yard where horses are killed for food or glue, short for the "knacker's yard".
3. Sometimes used in place of 'knackered', meaning 'tired' or 'worn out'.

1. He's got his knackers in a twist.
2. We sent Red Rum to the knacker's yard.
3. My knackers are knackers after all that fun in the knacker's.

by Kevin Watkins May 13, 2004

knackered

spent, near death.
Origin from 'knacker's yard' where one took old horses to become pots of glue.

On my feet all day and I'm knackered.

by Quas1 October 26, 2008

Klapkeutel

a dutch insult-word which can be a substitute for:
ass face
retard
n00b
wigger
dickface
emo
asshole
bananahead
shit
fuck
rofl
lmao
idiot
vagina
shithead
shitface
maggot
fagot
german
jezus etc

it is also a turd which pounds his way out of you ass and rebounces from the toilet and splatters ur shit all over the place

1:shit! look at that klapkeutel
2: fo sho my nigga, thats one fucked up klapkeutel

by [_m4] July 9, 2006

Knacker Tea

The first piss of the morning, as its been brewing most of the night

Morning love i'm just gonna have a knacker tea.

by dekkamsn July 16, 2016

knacker clackers

A slang term to describe two homosexual men. Derived from the sound made if two blokes could do each other at the same time, thus making their knackers (balls) "clack" against each other.

Julian and his boyfriend Richard were trying a new position that would enable them to shaft each other at the same time when their knackers started clacking. Their friend Steve, watching, cried "What a pair of knacker clackers!"

by Wayne Rooney April 26, 2007