Knacker Laquer

Knacker Laquer
Adds lustre to your cluster
and glitter to your shitter.

Joe: John has improved his looks since getting a new girl fred.
Fred: Yes I bet he is even using Knacker Laquer to impress.

by looart September 16, 2019

knacker whistle

knacker whistle the act of whistiling with your tongue while raising one or both hands in the air, usually done when celebrating something, i.e sporting victory, as a method to gain the attention of a person in the distance, has being known on occasion to be used while intoxicated to stop passing taxis

after a victorious race the stroke man gave a knacker whistle to celebrate

by badman septic tank July 19, 2010

Knacker mag

This is another phrase for top shelf porn magazines. "Knackers" in this instance refers to your bollocks. A knacker mag is therefore a magazine that you can use to help you get your knackers off.

have you got a knacker mag handy I fancy a wank

by rmp2 January 13, 2011

Knacker whacker

Homemade gun made with pipes and poles with the sole purpose of “whacking knackers”.

“Oul johno owes me a bag of sand and won’t pay so me and the boys ran through the gaf with a few knacker whackers and blew his head off”

by D2 robbery crew May 27, 2025

fat knacker

contrary to popular belief the term 'fat knacker' is quite often used to insult someone who is not actually fat. But who is stuffing their amply sized gob full of something a fat person would eat.
Implies that they get knackered whilst eating hence the term fat knacker.
Also can be used to describe someone who is just insanely fat and gets tired shuffling to the fridge.

(note: i have absolutely nothing against fat people, the term fat knacker would only be used (in my case) to describe someone fat and a total ass wipe)

WTF! you're going back for another hamburger? you better hurry up and eat that then you fat knacker!

Fat Person: 'Ha! look at that bitch Lucy over there'
Me: Shut the fuck up you fat knacker!

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 24, 2004

Clammy Knacker

when your testicle (knacker) gets really sweaty (clammy) and sticks to your leg.

Bollocks, i've got clammy knacker again!

This clammy knacker is pissing me off!

I wish i didn't get clammy knacker all the time!

I've recently entered "Clammy Knacker" into the urban dictionary!

by Mr Curt August 7, 2007

Half Knacker

(hahf nak-er)

n. British

Half of a house brick, to be used as a projectile.

Hey, wrap snow around this Half Knacker and throw it at that old woman.

by kickRS December 29, 2006